Just call me Gregor

[simplesimon]

Late to work. Terrified by crappy driver. Head pounding. Vision swimming. Skin feels like an ill fitting suit and I just wish someone would turn off the god damn lights. I feel like I'm having Alexander's day.

But this makes me smirk.

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Comments

[p_sunshine]

What happened with the crappy driver?

[simplesimon]

Asshole wasn't paying attention, slammed his brakes in the rain and slid into my lane. I had to swerve to the shoulder to keep from getting hit.

[p_sunshine]

That clearly violates the rules of "My Lane is Lava."
*hug* I'm sorry. And sorry you're feeling crappy. But the onion report was hilarious - I loved the hands on the clocks and the marque above the subway that said souls would be randomly searched. I will need to watch that again when I can turn it up.

[salami_salome]

BWAH HA HA HA HA!

*wipes away tear*

Oh Onion.