quote of the day: fool me once shame on.......shame on you......if id fuu you once canna fuuduu gain" -our motherfucking president ( Read more... )

it's not really ( Read more... )

it's been a while....so....time for a new quiz ( Read more... )

hello boys and girls. i'm here today to tell you a fable about a boy named brandong (some folks call him brad) and his brave valient fight against the evil bank known as WELLS FARGO (dun dun duuuunnnnn ( Read more... )

so weirdness...i've gotten like 3 more readers just from the last entry....so welcome one and all...it's really weird for me to have people actually be reading this site....it's really never gonna be anything more than cut and paste quizzes.....however...if for some reason you are interested in my life or things that i actually do say.....then my ( Read more... )

we here at brandon simpliciano's elljay account would like to apologize for the delay in programming and the experimental program that brandon tried last update where he actually wrote something.....we saw our ratings drop exponentially and would like to return you to our regularly scheduled online quiz updates. thank you for your continued ( Read more... )

"what would JFK and Marilyn Monroe be doing right now if they were alive ( Read more... )

ok.....so i believe i may have found the mother of all online cut and paste quizes..........500 questions mothafuckas....let the games begin ( Read more... )

so apparently what happens now is i just use the livejournal to post retarted cut and paste quiz.....if you actually want to read about my life....you could try my xanga....the link is at the top of this page....or should be.....but anyways....ON WITH THE MONOTONY ( Read more... )

Name: Brandon Simpliciano ( Read more... )