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nofxsk8er19: my soon to be wife what do u mean
Im CoNfUsEd819: heheheheh
Im CoNfUsEd819: if you guys have a duckie together then you have to be married to her
nofxsk8er19: why a duck
nofxsk8er19: why not a otter
Im CoNfUsEd819: natural habbit for me to say duck
Im CoNfUsEd819: okay if you guys are going to have a KID together of n e sort... even if it ends up being an alien you have to be married to her to have it
nofxsk8er19: i do
Im CoNfUsEd819: yessssssssssssssssss
nofxsk8er19: are u sure
nofxsk8er19: can we do it over the internet
nofxsk8er19: cuz im not gettin dressed up
Im CoNfUsEd819: Mike Reynolds do you take theeeeee ashley to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poorer, in healt and in sickness until death do you part?\
nofxsk8er19: damn how do u know all of that
Im CoNfUsEd819: im good like that.
Im CoNfUsEd819: ok lemme start over now
Im CoNfUsEd819: Mike Reynolds do you take theeeeee ashley to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poorer, in healt and in sickness until death do you part?\
nofxsk8er19: yeah dude
Im CoNfUsEd819: Ashley Elizabeth Bletch do you take theeeeeeeeee Mike to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health until death do you part?
Im CoNfUsEd819: Ashley - :yes
Im CoNfUsEd819: I now pronounce you man and wife. you may now kiss the bride... after you get out of my church
Im CoNfUsEd819: internet kisses
nofxsk8er19: im not kissing my computer scrren
nofxsk8er19: okay that works
Im CoNfUsEd819: get outta my church firrstttt:-(
Im CoNfUsEd819: ::ashley throws the flowers and catherine catches it::
nofxsk8er19: im out
Im CoNfUsEd819: no
Im CoNfUsEd819: you have to go on your honeymoon!
nofxsk8er19: yes u do
Im CoNfUsEd819: yes i do what?
nofxsk8er19: what websight we going to
Im CoNfUsEd819: cancun!
nofxsk8er19: really
nofxsk8er19: u gonna pay
Im CoNfUsEd819: what do you plan on going to a porn sight?!
nofxsk8er19: no
Im CoNfUsEd819: ill pay for you guys to tan:-P the rest you guys can pay forO:-)
Im CoNfUsEd819: im a good minister like that
nofxsk8er19: to tan
nofxsk8er19: how
nofxsk8er19: about
nofxsk8er19: u pay
nofxsk8er19: and u come
nofxsk8er19: and that way
nofxsk8er19: ur just paying
Im CoNfUsEd819: why so i can watch you two have sex?\
nofxsk8er19: what ever floats you boat
Im CoNfUsEd819: yeah ill bring my boyfri3end so we can get married then you have to pay for our honeymoon
nofxsk8er19: i do
Im CoNfUsEd819: yes
nofxsk8er19: fine
Im CoNfUsEd819: now you say ido
nofxsk8er19: but im movin in cali
Im CoNfUsEd819: asokhf;aioshdguoier
Im CoNfUsEd819: im not having my wedding in cali!
nofxsk8er19: yes u are
Im CoNfUsEd819: ill have it on the mountain that way if jimmy pisses me off at the wedding i can push him off the mountain:-D
nofxsk8er19: and
nofxsk8er19: u go to jail
Im CoNfUsEd819: psht
Im CoNfUsEd819: at least ill be pretty in jail
Im CoNfUsEd819: and ashley can bail me out
nofxsk8er19: well
nofxsk8er19: what they dont know wont hurt them
Im CoNfUsEd819: and shell look pretty too cuz shell be my maid of honor
Im CoNfUsEd819: exactly
nofxsk8er19: she is pretty
Im CoNfUsEd819: exactly
nofxsk8er19: ill be living in my truck
nofxsk8er19: that is
nofxsk8er19: if it gets fixed
Im CoNfUsEd819: youll live in the van that ill have cuz its gunna have a bed in itO:-)
nofxsk8er19: that works
Im CoNfUsEd819: the only time you cant be there is when i have a date;-)
nofxsk8er19: yeah
nofxsk8er19: ill sleep out side
Im CoNfUsEd819: we wont be in there THAT long
nofxsk8er19: what if the van states to shack and it rolls off the cliff
Im CoNfUsEd819: okay. so now that you guys are married, you and ashley can have a kid. but not a lotta them cuz them ill get jealous and ill pretend im ashley and file for a divorce... at the age of 15. hahahahah.
Im CoNfUsEd819: im not living on the mountain thats just where my weddings gunna be. ::ashley- were hillbillies!::
nofxsk8er19: i got a house in cali
nofxsk8er19: ill kick my older bro out
Im CoNfUsEd819: yeah well iu gotta mountain
nofxsk8er19: yes
Im CoNfUsEd819: it might get a lil cold
nofxsk8er19: naw
Im CoNfUsEd819: but ya no. ill live. my boyfriend will be there with me
Im CoNfUsEd819: its all good.
nofxsk8er19: ash wont get cold
Im CoNfUsEd819: why is that
nofxsk8er19: jimmy better have a job
nofxsk8er19: becaus eim not workin
Im CoNfUsEd819: why is jimmy living with you!?!!\
nofxsk8er19: he is ur bf
Im CoNfUsEd819: when did i get into your house?!
Im CoNfUsEd819: i thought you were making me live on my mountain!
nofxsk8er19: ur living
nofxsk8er19: in
nofxsk8er19: the
nofxsk8er19: van
nofxsk8er19: in the back
nofxsk8er19: or u can live in side
nofxsk8er19: pick a room there is 8
Im CoNfUsEd819: ill pick the house
nofxsk8er19: i got 9 rooms
nofxsk8er19: bed rooms
Im CoNfUsEd819: you guys have 6 rooms to have sex in ... me and jimmy get the other 3!
Im CoNfUsEd819: but ya might wanna knock before you walk into one of the rooms. just cuz its quiet that doesnt mean anything
nofxsk8er19: yes it dose
nofxsk8er19: never mind
nofxsk8er19: im gonna shut up
nofxsk8er19: how ar eu
Im CoNfUsEd819: no say it
nofxsk8er19: are you*
Im CoNfUsEd819: im serious!
Im CoNfUsEd819: a quiet room doesnt mean its a room thats safe for virgin eyes
nofxsk8er19: well
nofxsk8er19: lock
nofxsk8er19: it
Im CoNfUsEd819: maybe i will
nofxsk8er19: and u wont have a prob
nofxsk8er19: maybe if my stoner bro walks in
nofxsk8er19: dont mind him
Im CoNfUsEd819: he might want to blow my boyfriend
Im CoNfUsEd819: okay im locking the door!
nofxsk8er19: no
nofxsk8er19: he might wanna take a piss
nofxsk8er19: and go back to the bar
Im CoNfUsEd819: noooo
Im CoNfUsEd819: he aint taking no pictures
Im CoNfUsEd819: oooooo
Im CoNfUsEd819: wow.
nofxsk8er19: he 25
nofxsk8er19: why would he
Im CoNfUsEd819: he can go in one of your 6 rooms then
nofxsk8er19: okay
nofxsk8er19: i dont wanna duck
Im CoNfUsEd819: my doors r locked MY DOORS R LOOCKKKEEEDDDD
nofxsk8er19: um
nofxsk8er19: k
Im CoNfUsEd819: ::stares at the wall:: ::runs into it:: THE WALL BIT MEEEEE
Im CoNfUsEd819: so how many kids do you want to have with my wife?
nofxsk8er19: what
nofxsk8er19: ur two arnt married
Im CoNfUsEd819: how many kids do you want to have with your wife
nofxsk8er19: i dont care
Im CoNfUsEd819: .....n more then 25. then i will get jealous.
nofxsk8er19: as long as they dont pop up ducks and if they do i know who it was
Im CoNfUsEd819: ....mmmkkk....