so confused. my heart hurts. but you know what? WAY TO GO JERK-O!

i love you guys!

so i was getting a woman ready for bed tonight and she cheered me up. this is how:

her: laughing and making faces at nothing.

me: you're crazy.

her: i know! its like my sister in law said; she doesnt know if its the air im breathin' or the water im drinkin'! . . . . . i just think its the crack!!

okay you crazy kids. do what it says or i will attack you with spoons and off-key singing.

a word from the elderly.

"you gotta be doin' a whole lotta somethin' to be doin' nothin'."

they are so smart.

me and trav!!

b-i have nothing to do.
t-neither did i, so thats why i brought something else to do. to write.
b-what?
t-to write.
b-i dont understand.
t-to write . . .
b- what is to write?
t- .... to write!
b-i dont know what to write is.
t- to write!!! like . . . to write a song. . .
b-OH. to write. hahaha.

DEAR RUSTLE AND PEDRO. IM WRITING THIS HERE CAUSE YOU ARENT REPLYING TO MY EMAILS AND LJ COMMENTS AND I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU IN EVER. PLUS I AM PERSISTANT. CAN I COME SEE YOU TOMORROW AT LUNCH. PEDRO - SISTER SAID YOU CALLED LAST NIGHT ABOUT HANGING OUT WITH ME. I SHOULDNT BE BUSY TONIGHT DURING YOUR BREAK IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT. I CAN GIVE YOU ( Read more... )

what ended in tears he thought would end in a relationship

hey! i did the dishes today! it was fun.

eanie meanie miney moe . . . .

what?

i always liked the two in one shampoos better. that way i never had to worry about whether or not to use shampoo or conditioner, or try them both. because they were all mixed in there for me already!

ooooh noose.

this is now friends only. if you want to be my friend, let me know. xoxo

"yes yes, knives and forks, knives and forks. . .
two four six eight
i'll set the table. . .

waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda, wont you go waltzing, matilda, with me, la la lala la la la lala la la la lala la lala la la laaa!"

the joys of working in a nuring home. i thought that was pretty interesting.