How old are u Sal?

[simplycrooked]

Old enough to party.

Everyone who is anyone should call Sal whenever they want to party. I just want to get wasted. All the time. But you are prolly gonna have to drive. I have no license. Or car. Or motivation to do anything else but get rediculous.

In other news, seven bucks isn't enough to get you anything. What are u, a six year old?

Comments

[lazy_shit]

get a bike you piece of shit

:(

[oceans_]

i think you can get a dui on a bike, too.

Re: :(

[simplycrooked]

i love swan and that is enough.

Re: :(

[staying_alive]

You'd be correct. A skateboard too.

[simplycrooked]

baby girl i will be there with bells on and u should prolly have an ambulance on hand cuz we are getting are stomachs pumped

[lazy_shit]

its funny becuase 7 bucks is how much you make an hour.

[simplycrooked]

truly is. thanks for fucking off.

[dyinginrhythm]

hey, just moved back to the holly hill, nigga need to chill