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[simplymestup90]

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer

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[dream_empress10]

ahaha that's funny!! I love the cat diary lol!!

I have a joke:
what's black and red all over? (scroll down)
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>A penguin that got runover by a truck on it's way to the zoo!