The Behr Legacy | 3.1
Last time on the Behrs: Fedora found lust, and some more lust, got burgaled by a man quite freakishly named Russ Bear, found even MORE lust, and then finally, FINALLY, found her ~twu wuv~. Many rejoiced. Once they were done lol-ing at her skankaliciousness, anyway.
And now, The Behr Legacy 3.1!
Warning: Slight swearing! I don't usually swear much in my entries, but- well, you'll understand.
Wanting to continue the not-lust-driven aspect of her semi-not-lust-driven romance with Domenik, Fedora decided another romantic date was in order, and took him to the ever-so-classy Gumbo Bob's for dinner. Though the romantical nature of the evening was turned a bit awkward when she saw Zach (aka Lust #1) enter the restaurant before them. :|
Even when trying to not be lust-driven, Fedora can't help but be a LITTLE ~~nautical~~.
*rimshot*
>_>
AUGH, THEY ARE SO CUTE. SRSLY, LOOKIT HIS FACE. IT KILLS ME.
*ded*
Okay, back. And *gasp!* what is this? What does Fedora have in her hands there? Could it be?!
Domenik: *squeals like a little girl*
Me: *squeals like a little girl*
Fedora: D: Why is everyone screaming?
That is an extremely ill-fitting ring. BUT YAY ROMANCE.
aaand we're back to the lust factor. And the awkward factor. That's REALLY back. o_O Hey Lust #1 and Random Dude, it's polite to look away when blatant PDA is going on. Little tip.
The purpose of this picture is in fact NOT to show off how gorgeous the beach and/or Fedora is (though gosh darn it, it sure does! 8D), but to show that she's still increasing that body skill, ala the orange generation requirements. (Though I suppose they only apply to the heir, I like everything balanced. XD OCD FTW! Also, acronyms ~FTW~.)
Fitness Hobby Guy: Hey Fedora! You're looking mighty fit in that bikini of yours! You can come to my ~secret club~ ANYTIME. 8D
Fedora: Dance like nobody's there... dance like nobody's there... really really hope that nobody's there anymore...
Fitness Hobby Guy: 8D 8D 8D
Fedora: :| It's not working.
Aww, Fedora found a starfish! :D She's following in her grandmother Quasar's footsteps. &hearts Though hopefully she won't force every future visitor to gaze upon it's oceanic loveliness, like her Gramma did. XD
She's kind of a fitness freak now. Always stretching and limbering up and jogging in place like a bit of a loony. :P But at least she's a fitness freak with a maxed body skill! That's something a girl can take to the metaphorical bank.
OMG TROPICAL MARRIAGE TIEMZ. Holy crap I love beach lots.
&hearts
And extracted Castaway Stories stuff. >_> I may or not be a fangirl of that as well. But come on! It is so totally Fedora to mix a highly-alcoholic volcano brew at her wedding reception! Well, the new Fedora. She was a bit more pure in Nett's game, but that sure got nipped in the bud as soon as she transferred over. XD
Couples who fail at life together, stay together. &hearts Their complete inability to do the Limbo will bring them closer. XD
Fedora: Aww, that happy sound of laughter... Everyone must be having a great time! :D *blissfully ignorant*
Me: *pats her on her little head*
OH SHIT.
AAAAAUGH! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! NEITHER OF YOU ARE HER HUSBAND. GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!!!
*screams of terror and outrage hit a pitch only dogs can hear*
DAMN YOU, ACR. DAMN YOU TO HELL AND BACK.
And then back to hell again, because you sure as heck aren't stepping foot in my house again. >:[
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SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE WON JUST ON PRINCIPLE. D:
While we're damning things, damn her maxed body skill! Poor, poor Domenik. D: This is turning out to be a REALLY bad day for him.
MY 'D' AND ':' KEYS ARE WEARING OUT FROM ALL THIS DISTRESS.
Their first night as man and wife did NOT turn out how they planned. :| And I want to know why Domenik is the one sleeping on the couch. Fedora's the one who lusted up /THREE/ other men at their wedding!!! I really shouldn't have invited them, but they were her only friends! ACR has never done this to me before. D: I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING, ACR. MY SIMS ARE TO BE BLISSFULLY HAPPY. ALL. THE. TIME.
FOREVER.
The next few days were the EPITOME of awkwardness. They didn't sleep in the same bed, avoided each other except when I forced them to be in the same room, and then didn't speak unless I forced them too. Which, upon reflection, was better than any more full-out brawls. I don't think my little heart could have taken any more of that. XD
OH THANK GOD.
&hearts&hearts&hearts
*breathes once again* Love has returned! Which is REALLY GOOD NEWS, because Fedora's biological clock is TICKING, TICKING, TICKING AWAY. We need CHOICES for heirdom!
YES, PLEASE, HONEYMOON AWAY. It's been a WEEK since they married, and this is the first time they'll have done the deed since. :| My desire to see adorable kidlets is not pleased.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
Aw crap. I was so busy trying to get man and woman back to being husband and wife that I forgot about their Knowledge-y needs. :|
Here, Domenik. Max out your body skill. That way you have a fighting chance if your wife decides to be a little harlot again.
EEEhehehehe! Babies!
... perhaps my biological clock is ticking as well. o_O *cough* ANYWAY, MOVING ON!
Domenik: :D! I maxed a skill!
Everyone else: :D! You can kick your wife's ass if need be!
You have no idea how nice it was to see them just hanging out together. @_@
L.M.A.O. CLEARLY GAMING IS SRS BSNS. Not even having the being inside her suddenly expand could cause her to leave her video game for more than a moment. XD XD
O hai cheesecake. How u doin? >_>
WHAT?! HER CLOCK IS TICKING, OKAY?
*contented sigh* Things are as they should be.
lolololol. Poor Fedora. Fell asleep before she could get to the toilet. She's a textbook example of sim pregnancy.
Wow, she really *IS* sticking to the classics. Birth in the bathroom, GO!
Baby girl!
Baby boy!
Apple Crisp and Carrot Stick! :D And yes, those are actual Behr brand orange paint names, I wasn't just really hungry at the time. XD
Oh for pete's sake, you two, not in front of the children.
She's a much better mother than she was a new wife. And how freaking cute are the babies' little bear hats?!
Orange generation is only allowed to make money through novels and paintings, so I put Domenik to work to support his wife and kidlets. Apparently he likes a good day's hard work. Or he's just a huge nerd who likes learning. XD I WONDER WHICH ONE IS MORE LIKELY.
Fedora took the kite OFF OF THE WALL and went outside to play with it. And then when she was done she just threw it on the lawn and walked off. :| If she wasn't so darn cute while playing with it, she would have gotten a VERY firm reprimand.
Time for the baby Behrs to grow up! Poor things. Their porridge and beds will go from juuust right, to too cold and too soft! Toddlerhood is tough on us all.
But you just know that kids THIS cute are going to be little troopers and get through it just fine. &hearts PLUS, THEY BOTH HAVE ELF EARS. THAT MEANS THEY HAVE A +2 RACIAL BONUS ON LISTEN, SEARCH AND SPOT CHECKS. Surely that will get them out of any sticky situation. Except jam hands. Toddlers always have sticky jam hands! I don't think any racial bonus can help with jam hands.
*wanders off, still muttering about jam hands*