The Ouroboros Legacy | 11.0
Hello, and welcome to my generation of the Ouroboros, generation 11! Sorry it took me so long to get this up, everyone! It really shouldn't have, since I started playing the day the heir was decided, but a friend of mine dropped in from Greece for a couple weeks (I live in Washington state) and nearly all of my time went into hanging out with her. Like, 12-18 hours a day. Pretty much only left me time for eating and sleeping. >_< BUT NEVER MIND THAT. I'm here now, and finally caught back up on sleep, and here to give you your Ouroboros fix!
OMG, you guise. You have no idea how freaky it was to see THIS NAME in MY GAME. The Ouroboros have been around for eons now, and they're finally in my game! *nerdy squee*
And the heir is... Fenchurch! Just by a hair. XD A delightfully poofy, pompadour-like hair. She's a family sim, with the LTW of reaching the top of the education career track. Become Minister of Magic Education or Become Education Minister or something like that.
The first thing Fenchurch did upon being settled in her lot, was head over to her snazzy laptop and try to play some games, but I figured she should probably do something useful first, and made her look for a job.
O_O omg. Um, well- uh.. HELL YES, WE'LL TAKE IT.
So, provided she doesn't get fired at some point, we're only 1 hour into playtime and her LTW is already IN. THE. BAG. *does a little victory dance*
This is a picture of Fenchurch gardening. I honestly don't quite remember how it's relevant, and was stuck trying to think of a caption for it for uh... well, a day. So I enlisted the help of bondchick_nett to help me. XD And mostly she just lol'd at how close the garden is to the road, and how all Fenchurch's produce will have 'accents of ashphalt'. Because everyone thinks tar is delicious!
Welcome Wagon! Full of people that are completely useless to me. Domenik Behr, the spouse in the OTHER round robin I just had my turn in, and Sudowoodo Pokemon, one of the gen 5 heirs in my regular legacy.
And Gilbert Jacquet as well. Who is an even more unfathomable spouse than the other two. XD The group spent a few hours outside conversing, or rather, Fenchurch and Sudowoodo spent a few hours talking and giggling, while the men just stood there and watched. Creepers.
Soon everyone was getting hungry, so Fenchurch fixed up some grilled cheese sandwiches.
For which Sudowoodo thanked her by teaching her all the vacation greetings she knew. -__- Thanks ever so much, Sudowoodo. I cannot thank you enough.
These two got on freakishly well. o_o So of course I checked Fenchurch's gender preference stats, and she does indeed prefer the ladies! I almost considered just chucking out all my rules and marrying her into my main legacy family, BUT ALAS, when I made Fenchurch check Sudowoodo out, she nearly burst a blood vessel mime-vomiting. WELL FINE THEN. MAYBE SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER.
Domenik: Hello ladies. I caught you some fireflies. I'll just set them down here, where they can accentuate your beautiful alien greeness. I love you.
Fenchurch & Sudowoodo: lolololol! Oh Domenik, you're so cute!
Domenik: :3
Domenik: So when did you two ladies arrive to our wonderful planet?
Fenchurch & Sudowoodo: Uh.. we were born here.
Domenik: Oh. Well you're very lovely and green! :D
Fenchurch: Thank you, Domenik.. Now finish your soup.
Huzzah for starting round robin heirs off with their previously attained skills, and letting the welcome wagon stay for both lunch and dinner! Also, friend requirements suck.
Not that they stop Fenchurch from being AWESOME.
Ula (simnels): Hey there, pretty lady! How are you on this fine day?
Fenchurch: Aren't you one of my students now? This is extremely inappropriate behavior, Ms. Simnels! I will not allow fraternization with my students!
Ula: Awwwkarddd.
Ula: So Ms. Ouroboros, sorry about macking on ya while you're my teacher. I know that was wrong.
Fenchurch: That is quite alright, Ms. Simnels. You are forgiven.
Ula: Wanna NOT be my teacher, then? :D
Fenchurch: ...
Not wanting to sent poor Ula away completely embarrassed and dejected, Fenchurch invited her in for supper.
Fenchurch: So, Ms. Simnels, how is your essay on the importance of recycling coming along?
Ula: Uh... *stuffs face with spaghetti* UmphComphinkAlogphNithlee!
Fenchurch: ... glad to hear it.
Ula: Yeah... thanks for dinner, Ms. Ouroboros. See you in class!
Fenchurch: Wait, but-
Ula: BYE! *runs away*
The next day Fenchurch met Delilah (prettypalisades), and it SEEMED like they might hit it off..
But Delilah went straight inside and sat down at the kitchen table just WAITING for Fenchurch to cook and serve her dinner. NOT COOL, DELILAH. Just because she's cooked meals for EVERYONE ELSE that's stopped by, doesn't mean it should be expected!
Fenchurch decided to show her womanly independence from the kitchen by sitting in just the next room and kicking her invisible friend's ass at chess.
Delilah apparently disapproves of independent women. XD Once it was clear that she would not be served dinner, she got up, walked out of the house, and stole Fenchurch's lawn gnome.
Oh Fenchurch, you look so dastardly with your sneaky grin and menacingly swoopy hair. ILU. &hearts
After going out scouting for her lawn gnome (and returning successful, I might add) I decided that maybe I should give Fenchurch a proper day on the town and not wait for the ladies to come to her. So off to the various community lots she went! She looks like she's having fun, doesn't she?
And then Remy (swampyclouds) walked in! Oooh potential!
She and Fenchurch happily greeted each other, and chatted... for all of 2 seconds. Then Remy turned right back around and walked off the lot. :| Man, Fenchurch is just having NO LUCK with romance.
It was decided that drastic measures were required.
Fenchurch: Yeah, hi. I'd like to buy a crapload of these please.
Salesgirl/Cashier: Uhh.. how much would a 'crapload' be, ma'am?
Fenchurch: I dunno, like.. 20? Yeah. 20 sounds good.
Salesgirl/Cashier: SWEET! I work on commission! .. I mean, yes ma'am.
Fenchurch: Oh yeah, I am TOTALLY bringing sexy back right now.
Great! Then how about chatting up all those ladies in the corner?
But she had no need! A nice lady came right up and greeted her, seconds after the perfume application.
Salesgirl/Cashier: Oh yes. Yes, I see it is working very well already. Could I interest you in another case, madam? Or perhaps an extremely expensive fancy wedding gown?
She attracted a woman wearing a BUCKET HAT. So not what we're going for.
Yes dear. You and I know you're gorgeous, but all these other ladies seem not to. MORE PERFUME.
The perfume seemed to do the trick, because Fenchurch convinced several ladies to come to her house on a "group outing" where they all partook in cheeseburgers and ~light conversation~. The members of the party were Fenchurch, of course, but also Kristi (rapple1578), Fairy (bondchick_nett), Gules (bondchick_nett), and Areli (simkittensims).
There was much flirting all around, but Fenchurch was repulsed by Fairy, uninterested by Gules, and though she had 3 bolts with Kristi, Kristi spent all her time sucking face with Fairy, so Fenchurch never had a chance. Luckily, there was still Areli. Adorable, two-bolter Areli. :D
Who pretty much gave Fenchurch free money, since Fenchurch already had a top-of-the-line computer and TV. XD WELL I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR.
The next day Areli "just happened" to be passing by Fenchurch's house (a likely story) and Fenchurch ran out to greet her in her pajamas and was subsequently wooed.
Really, REALLY REALLY wooed. I &hearts ACR.
Sudowoodo tried to do a little wooing of her own, but uh..
Poor thing kinda failed. XD Trodding on your date's toes =/= romantical.
Win!
More win! And oh look, that random gardening picture at the beginning proved relevant after all.
O___O Uh... I guess I'll go with the one that sounds LESS illegal?
Yay! No jail for Fenchurch!
And that logic skill point she gained? Totally allowed her to get another promotion. TALK ABOUT A FREAKING EASY LTW.
Living on easy streeEEeeEt~~ ♪
Areli continued to come over near every day, and she and Fenchurch continued to get on very well. :D
lol wow. Falling in love over pancakes. YUP. DEFINITELY MY SIMS. Well, my game. Technically they're engram_au and simkittensims's sims. XD BUT NEVER MIND THAT.
For after-breakfast dessert, they has nectarine tartlets and... A PROPOSAL! *confetti*
omg worried face. &hearts
Areli: omg! OMG! omgomgomg!!!
Areli: IT'S SO SHINY.
Fenchurch: *beams with happiness*
Fenchurch: Oooo! It *IS* quite shiny, isn't it?
You seal that deal, girl!
And after that, things moved pretty quickly. Areli moved in,
got a makeover,
and they married!
And were too freaking cute for words. XD