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Jan 30, 2007 21:21

I just came back to announce that today I was bitten by an iguana!

Wowza!

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aurora_z January 31 2007, 14:42:02 UTC
So you have something in common with Sharon Stone's ex-husband. She divorced him, though, so I guess you have two things in common with him!

Neither of you are married to Sharon Stone. Twins?

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simpsoid January 31 2007, 15:02:49 UTC
Who says I'm not married to Sharon Stone?

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aurora_z January 31 2007, 15:07:58 UTC
I do.

And what are you doing up this early? Aren't you an unemployed bum? Shouldn't you be barely waking up at noon, eating some spaghettio's in your jam-jams, and watching TV until 5 before finally getting into the shower?

That's what I would be doing if I was unemployed. In fact, I was a bum for about a week one time and all I did was watch Dawson's Creek, Ed, General Hospital, and various game shows on TV while eating spaghettio's in my jam-jams. I also spied on my neighbors and re-discovered my love for parmesan cheese.

Wow. That was a really unnecessary tangent. But I'm posting it anyway because it took me a good thirty seconds to type out.

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simpsoid January 31 2007, 20:00:51 UTC
Well, I am! Say hello to prove it, Sharon. She says hello.

Several things:
1. I am not unemployed yet. The relay center actually closes on March 9th.
2. I am up this early because I had to go to an interview for another job at CheckFree.
3. I got the job! Now I suspect I have to get a car so I can actually get to said job.

Also, you don't know how to properly do a day off! Except for the spying on neighbors bit. Did you think of new and creative ways to make yourself even lazier?

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