The Finch Legacy 2:2
Last update on the Finch legacy, we saw Aubrey whine some more and acquire a stalker, while Sterling adopted a kitty then their kids, Esme & Boyd, did a little bit of growing up. I left off with Aubrey going into labour for the third time...
A girl named Misha was born with her mother's eyes & father's skintone and hair. A little bit of diversity never hurt... or did it?
Rose: Oh dear god, what is this thing and why is slobbering over my perfectly groomed fur?
Everyone with me: AWWWW! I love Boyd & the grumpy kitty. :D
Esme is still overly adorable too. She really wanted to catch some butterflies, but couldn't even though THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE. Don't start failin' on me, Esme.
Finally sticking to her guns paid off. I'm calling BS on the secret location thing though, unless the card isn't an actual object somewhere.
Time for Boyd to turn into a child. Holy eyebags, batman!
Looks like we got ourselves another little show-off. He's cute in an unusual way.
So this one time, at band camp...
Aubrey: This is summer camp, there is totally a difference! Yay summer camp! :D
If you say so. By the way WHO are you, and WHAT have you done with Aubrey??
Notice how calmly Esme greets her mother, while Boyd runs to her like he's being chased by a pack of dogs.
Aubrey: I wonder what my ex-flame, Vincent is doing these days...
Sterling: The one who sent love letters everyday and proposed to you on the Eiffel Tower?
Aubrey: Yeah.
Uhh.. Aubrey you never even MET that guy.
A+ for Esme. Is anyone surprised?
Sorry Boyd, I guess you're just not as awesome as your sister. :(
Sterling: WOOYEAH! Go my little child prodigy!
Esme: Dad, I'm just playing with some blocks.
Wait a minute, didn't your brother JUST build that? Copycat.
Time for Misha to grow up.
Is it bad that I immediately thought of Planet of the Apes?
I guess she could be what is known as a humanzee. Let's hope she grows into those looks so I don't always have to cover half her face.
So, Esme and Boyd spontaneously decided to takeover their parents bed, in matching pajamas... now I only wish they were twins. :P
As a result Sterling and Aubrey got the kids room for the night.
Our resident wolf paid us a visit. It's name? Tramp.
Most kids would be thrilled about this... but I have a feeling Esme won't. Let's hope that's not her homework.
Apparently toddlers do this even when they're not hungry.
Esme's not afraid to show us what she really thinks. Gotta admit that doesn't look too appetizing.. whatever it is.
Esme: Come on Boyd, you catch like a girl!
Sterling: This filthy being cannot possibly be my offspring.
Is there no love in this family?
Boyd: I can't b-belive I got a-a D... waahhhh!
Maybe doing your homework more than once in a blue moon would help.
Yayyy, Esme's about to turn into a teenager.
Esme: I wish for a new football kit. Oh, and to be beautiful!
Looks like she got both her wishes!
And she rolled Romance with the LTW of becoming a Hall of Famer. Knowledge is her second aspiration. I'm pretty surprised at how fitting her aspirations and LTW are.
This is what happens in a household of mean sims. And why Boyd doesn't deserve any sympathy.
This is Esme after her makeover. Throwing a bitchfit about... well does it have to be about anything? She's a Finch! :P
And a total neatfreak. Even as a child I had to stop her scrubbing the counters.
Yay, Sterling reached his LTW and he's just about half-way through his adult life. Let's tell Aubrey the good news...
Sterling: Honey I got pr--
Aubrey: Mmm did you hear something?
Sterling: WHAT IS THIS??
Exactly what it looks like (all thanks to ACR).
Aubrey: What's your problem? It's not like we have 3 kids together and are committed!
Sterling: By the way HIII how was your day, bitch?
Blonde Co-worker: Thanks for letting me sleep with your wife, man!
Sterling: Sure!
Aubrey: I can't believe they're bonding over this... *sniffle*
Boo, you whore.
The baby bottles watched on excitedly, taking bets on when the next child would arrive and how blonde it's hair would be.
Esme: This house would just fall apart without me!
I'm inclined to agree with her.
She's never too old to play though. In her PJs. While it's HAILING.
Finally, someone steps in to help Boyd with his homework.
Yay, promotion!
Aubrey: I HATE my fiance for catching me cheating on him, what kind of man is he? I need SOME privacy.
*headdesk* And yet again she brought that old geezer home with her.
Time for the forgotten one Misha to grow into a child.
A little late to the party there, Esme.
Misha after her makeover.
At least someone appreciates her... even if it is a strange old man. :/
Esme continues to win at... well, everything.
Boyd: Ughhh homework... *pukes everywhere*
You might as well do it, it's not gonna go anywhere.
Now for Esme's tips on how to get your First Kiss.
1) Practice making kissy faces at your cat, this will make you feel more confident and prepared.
2) Hand over your cash to a strange gypsy and ask for a blind date. Wear the shortest shorts you have, if you're hot your date won't even notice it's your pajamas!
3) Be as attentive as possible and avoid any distractions.
Matchmaker: No one is pimp like me, yo! Put em up homie!
4) When dancing with your date, go barefoot. He'll barely notice if you stand on his toes.
Rhett: Oh god, my foot.. I think you broke it!
5) Lean in and kiss him even if your dorky brother is hanging around.
I guess she did something right 'cause she got her first kiss. They actually had a dream date.
Dude, you just left... he's keen isn't he?
Esme of course gets a full strike, but is so competitive she didn't even let her date play.
Esme: Wow...
Rhett: We make a pretty cute couple, huh?
Esme: No, that lip-gloss totally compliments my complexion.
Hope you enjoyed reading! Come back next time when the Finches move into a new house and more birthdays & drama happens.
