Warnings: Inappropriate jokes, vampires, overuse of neon. Shortish update of only 40ish pics.
Hannah: The blue... *twitches*
*flails* HE IS SO BLOODY CUTE!!
Damien: My mommy senses are tingling.
NOW? XD
THANK GOODNESS ONLY ONE.
Boy, S2, brown hair, grey eyes: Xerxes.
... did I really just name a child Xerxes??? Yes, yes, I did. IN MY DEFENSE, I was using the 'goth' subcategory of the Random Name generator for all the kids, which is how I ended up with Dante, Damien, and Xerxes. Although I understand the Dante (Dante's Inferno) and Xerxes, I don't get why Damien is "goth". O.o
Also, I amuses me that two girls could have three kids...all of them boys. *giggles* Shuddup, it is really early and I haven't had any coffee yet. >.>
Damien: That was reeeeallllyyyy unhygienic. :[
Yes, I totally love the awkward yet interesting kid over the pretty but boring one. XD
And back to the exercise bike she goes! I swear, if she isn't sleeping or roasting, she's exercising. O.o
Oh Mr. Butler, how I love you. I would marry you, if that was possible. &hearts
Xerxes: ZOMG REAL FOOD???
Damien: Lookit me! Ise playing the violin!
Damien: Um, I'm doing right, aren't I? Screaming cat noises are normal?
I love Damien so much. XD
O_O HANNAH. How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to eat your children??
Hannah: Not even just this one? I have two others!
NO.
HOLY CRAP SCARY. O_O
You had better not be planning on toasting Xerxes on those birthday candles...
HANNAH???
Hannah: *crazy evil smile*
*hides under bed*
WHAT IS IT????
*terrified*
Hannah: *takes my warnings to heart and potty-trains instead of nomming*
Xerxes: *is creepy monster child*
Hannah, you should have eaten him.
Hannah: I could have eaten him?
Hannah: And no one would have found out?
Hannah: *ebil plans*
I WAS JOKING. You cannot eat him, no matter how much he scares me.
Sims don't take this game too seriously at all. O.o
I wanna squish Damien so bad. XD
NO PETS.
Damien: ICWHATYOUDIDTHAR.
Damien: >:[
Snowflake: LOL HAI I'M A BEARD.
Dante: *innocent*
Better. Your chin is still...very large, though.
Now THOSE are the kind of wants I like to see!
Awwww study party!
HEHEHEHEHEHEH lookit my little primary colored childrens!
Hannah: *makes a pai for the headmaster's visit*
Bobble-Hat Lady: *sneaks around outside in her bobble-hattiness*
Alien Headmaster that the Butterworths had ahoy!
AHTHBHA's hair: *swishes like a shampoo ad*
...Why is the butler eating our pai?
ONLY ONE POINT FOR THE YUMMY PAI??? Ohhhh it was red. Maybe Hannah put something "extra" in it. :(
Had to do SO MUCH SCHMOOZING to make up for it. ;-;
It is also Dante and Damien's birthday, but since this is as far as I have played, you are left with a cliffhanger. So look at their ADORABLE little warlock formal wears and don't hit me please?