Christopher, I love you, but let me explain something.
AFTER YOU DYE YOUR HAIR JET BLACK, A LOT OF IT FALLS OUT AND THIS MEANS THAT, AN HOUR LATER WHEN THE TUB FINISHES DRAINING, YOU NEED TO CLEAN ALL THE LITTLE JET BLACK CHRISTOPHER HAIRS OUT OF THE HAIR TRAP IN THE DRAIN AND MAYBE EVEN WIPE THE TUB DOWN SO THAT WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE COMES HOME AT 3:00 AM AFTER HAVING BEEN COVERED IN GELATIN AND LATEX FOR EIGHT HOURS, SHE CAN SPEND 45 MINUTES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO REMOVE HER ZOMBIE MAKEUP WITHOUT HAVING TO FIRST REMOVE JET BLACK CHRISTOPHER HAIR FROM THE SHOWER.
...this is, of course, a hypothetical situation (however, note my time of post).
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AFTER YOU DYE YOUR HAIR JET BLACK, A LOT OF IT FALLS OUT AND THIS MEANS THAT, AN HOUR LATER WHEN THE TUB FINISHES DRAINING, YOU NEED TO CLEAN ALL THE LITTLE JET BLACK CHRISTOPHER HAIRS OUT OF THE HAIR TRAP IN THE DRAIN AND MAYBE EVEN WIPE THE TUB DOWN SO THAT WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE COMES HOME AT 3:00 AM AFTER HAVING BEEN COVERED IN GELATIN AND LATEX FOR EIGHT HOURS, SHE CAN SPEND 45 MINUTES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO REMOVE HER ZOMBIE MAKEUP WITHOUT HAVING TO FIRST REMOVE JET BLACK CHRISTOPHER HAIR FROM THE SHOWER.
...this is, of course, a hypothetical situation (however, note my time of post).
Thank you and good morning.
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