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simulatedother

Feel Like One Million Bucks: Spend About One Hundred

Apr 22, 2005 20:14

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What To Do When You Have A Cold: A Breakdown of the Past Thirty-Six Hours

10:00am
Decided that, since I do not have to pay rent this month, that I can afford to buy a very cheap printer so as not to keep up my freeloader routine. Do so and burn my screenwriting professor an album which will not be released for a few weeks to make up for when ( Read more... )

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purelikeketchup April 23 2005, 00:57:17 UTC

email address? what happened to phone numbers?!
how are people supposed to use cheesy lines from Clueless like "digits?"

It's a sad sad world when Clueless is suddenly out-of-touch.
ok fine, not really. I'm just bored and felt like being melodramatic.

and David Lynch... BOO!

simulatedother April 23 2005, 23:45:20 UTC

See Britta's comment below yours - apparently I'm not the only who doesn't enjoy the telephone.

And, so it appears, that not only has my social ability been stunted by the internet, but also the immortal lines of bad teen-ized adaptations of classic literature. Alack!

David Lynch, in general, can suck it! But I liked Lost Highway which happened to be the film our hot waiter brought up. Go figure!

britsi_jo April 23 2005, 01:19:57 UTC

Yup, hot waiter definitely asked you for your email addy and we all knew it was a wink wink nudge nudge thing when he said, "I'd ask for your phone number, but I'm no good on the phone."

Also, let me recite your line to Gray as I just looked at my shoes waiting for him to run. "No, don't leave. Kate will be here in a minute and she's gonna drive us..I mean she's drunk but Britta's not but Britta had a beer so she can drive. we can go to kate's. Kate has booze." This was all said at the speed of light and he cut you off somewhere around your second mention of kate and said, "I'm just gonna take the train." Yay to drunken match makers!

simulatedother April 23 2005, 23:51:40 UTC

I am the Micro Machines match-maker, yo.

He'll never talk to you again. Oh. That isn't what you wanted?

:: makes gutteral noise while tugging on collar :: awkward!

froznlightening April 23 2005, 03:15:46 UTC

Oh you and eyebrows. ;)

simulatedother April 23 2005, 23:58:47 UTC

They're sexy and you know it!

optimistkid84 April 23 2005, 03:54:55 UTC

That was one of the most entertaining posts I've read thus far. I hope when I turn 21, I have moments like these with my friends. Classic! You should write a book based on all this. I'd buy it.

I like Mexican trashcans anonymous April 23 2005, 04:10:19 UTC

...and all woke up at 6:30 AM with an INTENSE FEELING OF REGRET, DREAD, AND REMORSE, feeling completely irredeemable, but like I wanted to try anyway -- maybe dedicate a park bench, give blood? What on earth happened? I wondered. And was it worse than the Michael Bolton comment? Talking to Kate tonight, she reasoned that since we're all still talking to one another, we can at least rest assured that we didn't wrong a member of the group ( ... )

Re: I like Mexican trashcans britsi_jo April 23 2005, 06:58:04 UTC

let me add that I was not drunk. ask yourself - would britta really allow the killin' of a vagrant? if it did happen and I somehow blocked it out, I'll bet you guys all convinced me it was a zombie or something along those lines. I am not being played by Jennifer Love Hewitt based on the boob thing. Let me say that now.

Re: I like Mexican trashcans simulatedother April 23 2005, 23:53:24 UTC

I really think Jennifer Love Hewitt should play me. It would be a challenging role for her, playing not only the cock of the group, but the compe-fucking-tition. Plus the reveal of the dick a la The Crying Game at the end will be a real, how you say, shocker!

Re: I like Mexican trashcans simulatedother April 23 2005, 23:58:26 UTC

This is, by far, the funniest comment I have ever received.

Congratulations!

:: confetti ::