Leaky news. In short:
- Dumbledore is gay.
- Neville marries Hannah Abbott, new landlady of The Leaky Cauldron.
- Arthur was spared in OotP to keep Ron funny (and so that Harry had a perfect family refuge).
- Petunia was about to wish Harry good luck when left to go into hiding.
- James and Lily (and Remus and Sirius) were in the Order since graduation, and did not get jobs. James and Sirius both had family money. Remus lived off James.
- James and Lily went into hiding shortly after they fell pregnant with Harry.
- Hagrid is a bachelor.
- Molly vs. Bella = maternal vs. obsessive love
- Aberforth's goat love was presumably censored for 8 year old ears.
- Leaky transcripters need speel cheque.
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