i havent updated in a while...i figured i may as well ( Read more... )

ok so my weekend was the shit. i dont think ive ever been as high as i was the past few days. holy fucking hell. wonderful ( Read more... )

had a crazy fucked up dream last night...but i only remember it in pits and pieces of incoherent drunken sleep ( Read more... )

today was weird. i woke up at 6.30 or so...still feeling a bit drunk from last night. i finished off a 6 pack of cheerleader beer (mikes hard lemonade) and 1/4th a liter of vodka. not to mention i smoked a shitload of pot, and spent the evening laughing at myself and telling people to poke my eyes out so i could get some gin. and after that...i ( Read more... )

uhhhh..today was fucked up and good. i watered the plants at work but more than that i watered myself. and all the people finally shut up....i could waste my time doing other stuff..its simply fine, cuiz im feelin devine ( Read more... )

yesterday i got a written warning at work for leaving early one day and not telling anyone. (um..i always leave early..and i never tell anyone..so fuck off) i pretended i gave a shit, and then went back to mopping the floors ( Read more... )

today brent..this dude at work...told me that im a full fledged alcoholic. perhaps i am..but fuck him, hes never had a drink in his life. yeah hes one of those straight edge fucks ( Read more... )

andy and i had a talk yesterday. and before that julio and dwight (friends from work) also confronted me ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Orderliness |||| 16% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||| 23% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||||||| 70% Hedonism ||||||| ( Read more... )

the mother found out that there might be a warrant for my arrest...now shes all freaking out and trying to contact random attorneys ( Read more... )