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[sinamon_spider]

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20 Ways To Impress Your Love Interest

oh..finally.

1. Turning up unexpectedly at their house is not impressive; it's just a surprise. Turning up unexpectedly in the boot of their car, however, is impressive. While you are hiding, remain fixed with an over-sized smile and two thumbs up, eagerly awaiting the moment you are found.

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Comments

[triggerlike]

unfortunatly, nothing else to say but "LOL"
...the impressive thing is that ive done a few of those things to you.
I win!

[triggerlike]

which have you done?!
Maybe the tuna thing...

[triggerlike]

yep ive done the food thing, in which i whip out food and scream just eat it!
Ive done the what are you doing now thing on several occaisions, with the exception of a brick
I've morphed our heads together, but you said i wasn't allowed to save it
and im sure ive bought you something with fibre in it....
I am ultra impressive!

[sinamon_spider]

oh god it's true. You set a picture of us as my destop once too. It scared my mother greatly.
i've done weird shit too, im sure

[sinamon_spider]

Internet somewhere. Who knows...

[mr_deranged]

I LOLD AT

5. Swap your love interest's existing mouse pad for a customised mouse pad- one with your face attached to the body of a small dog.

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14. Fashion a small chair for the bean from your serviette.

15. Pet it throughout the meal.

so fucken hard.

[april_is_hot]

its "ULEH" bro, uleh

and these are hilarious. i want a babies body. A BABIES BODY ON UR DESKTOP BITCH

[sinamon_spider]

i stole it. I didnt write that.
I know how lebs talk april, we do go to the same school.
Homg, yr in a cafe!!
SUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK MEEEEEEE AZZZZZNNNNNNNNSSS!

[samlol]

i fucking lol'd
i officially sprayed with laughed