Somehow I've found myself alone in a townhouse on the Western New England College campus. I don't like caterpillars and they are everywhere. John helped me order a pizza from a place called Captain Pizza, but now I'm worried that it will never come and I will starve to death and my corpse will be eaten by caterpillars ( Read more... )

Last January when my father dropped me off at school he and I went to Borders to kill some time before our dinner reservations. I was looking at the new edition of Strunk and White, which is illustrated. My Dad said, "Do you own this?" I said, "No. I've read most of it. I can write." He said to me, "You can't write without Strunk and White ( Read more... )

Hello from Lynchburg, the town that sleeps a whole lot. Or maybe that's just me. I do sleep a lot here. My mom had surgery so I'm in charge of taking her place in carpool lines. I'm also her therapy coach, which means that I get to drink milkshakes while people make her ride the stationary bike. I'm on some sweet new medications so maybe I won't be ( Read more... )

If anyone would like to read a thirteen page paper about the movie The Year of Living Dangerously as a contemporary freak narrative, just give me a holler. It includes information about dwarf sexuality, images of Asia through anglo eyes, and there's even a picture of Mel Gibson lookin' sexy in it ( Read more... )

Have I told anyone what I'm doing for summer? I'm in DC. I'm a camp counselor/RAD instructor/artist. I'm living at the corner of 23rd and H (NW). It's barely a block from the metro. I hope that people will visit or that I will visit and that there will be trips and beaches and sunburns and PAINT and POEMS and maybe I'll finish that story about the ( Read more... )

I came to DC to see a bunch of bands, which is the best and worst reason to come to a college ever. You spend a lot of money and you inhale a lot of smoke and you have a weird desire to date boys who wear glasses or boys who have beards or worst yet--boys who wear glasses and have beards-- and you find people attractive who are equally politically ( Read more... )

UPDATE: Kate Golcheski will be arriving in the Nation's Capital (tentatively) at 9.50AM Sunday, April 2nd. After dropping off all of her belongings at 2100 F Street, she will lock herself up to write two papers and learn a hundred terms relating to the downfall of the Roman Republic ( Read more... )

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i have no voice at all now. or socks. because it was 71 in dc but it's in the 50s here. I thought DC was north of here, but apparently it's a tropical getaway comparatively.

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