Perhaps I'm, like, overreacting, but I checked my email at the airport in MYR (totally irrelevant to the story, just prefacing things a bit, trying to create a narrative) and I received a forward of an invitation to WHN's birthday party, which is occurring precisely tonight. Point being: it was a forward of something he sent to his mailing list ( ( Read more... )

Oh man, I think I could puke. Too much garbage food. I went trying on bathing suits today and I looked like I had a beer gut, honestly. I don't know what's going on. I'm on the pill, usually that makes me skinnier. Damn hormones! I mean it, you're always busting my chops ( Read more... )

Last night with WHN was insane. Words are inadequate. We're talking…multiples. That has only happened by electronic assistance in the past. There was this karma sutra book by his bed; I guess this means he's been reading it? I'm rather flattered that he's doing homework for my benefit ( Read more... )

I just had the most hilarious dream ( Read more... )

I just had a date with this guy, let’s call him UN: uber-nerd. He’s actually incredibly sweet and earnest, and a pretty good dancer but definitely crossing into gay-dance territory. I’m pretty sure he’s bisexual and I wouldn’t have a problem dating a bisexual guy, but he is a wee bit on the femme side for someone without breasts. Just a matter ( Read more... )

My grandma is sick and I feel like shit. I'm afraid she's dying; I don't know for sure but I can't stop crying.

HBP is leaving Saturday and I don't think she's coming back, she says she wants to make a life in London.

I just feel like going to fucking Tibet or something right now.

I can't believe my hormones are still fluctuating from being on the pill when I stopped it well over a month ago. I feel I'm having post-menstrual syndrome, is that even possible? Today and yesterday, I've just wanted to cry. I'm starting Ortho Lo today so maybe that will help me ( Read more... )

Oh the curse of woman is killing me…I've never had cramps so bad that I had to get drunk, but tonight I did. Maybe I just haven't really had them in a while, how messed up ( Read more... )

I can't seem to stop eating...well, okay, I can now because I ate a whole bag of popcorn and a cookie and half a candy bar for the hell of it at one a.m. I could explode ( Read more... )

I really want to kill my roommate right now. You know, the one who lives in Russia. Even though I TOLD HER NOT TO she put my phone number on a Craigslist ad for the apartment, and I've been getting calls every five fucking minutes. Maybe I should just email her and tell her to take it off. She really pisses me off sometimes, good thing she's ( Read more... )