The good news? I am refreshed.
The bad news? It's 4 45 a.m. and my throat is the Gobi.

My life is a dead car battery. Which is coincidentally the same thing that is sitting under the hood of my car; a dead battery.

Who is the absolute fucking GOD of procrastination? Do you know? Do ya ( Read more... )

( Dreams do come true )

I emailed my SPGN teacher and said this.

"What is the final exam? I would like to know so
I could better prepare for it. Thank you very much."

and got this in return

"It is an activity that you don't need to prepare for..."

Roflwaffles. What a smartass bitch she is.

And for some spasmodic reason, I just remembered,

"There is no screaming on the Matterhorn."

Why did I just remember that?

So Meg and I rented the Aristocrats from QuickFixx and I have to say I fucking love it. It is amazing. Who thought a documentary about a joke would be something more than suck? Anyway, I have refined my list of my five favorite comics (all of which are in the movie by the way). Ok, so I never had a list of five favorite comics. Here we go ( Read more... )

( This is every conversation I've ever had. )

I am the only person on campus. Go home and celebrate Easter. I will hold the fort down. Trust me to patrol the boulevards and avenues swinging my flashlight everyday at noon. I'll whistle and swing my arms when I march. I'll collect the tumbleweeds in a big garbage bag for when you all come back ( Read more... )

What's the best part of an emo pizza?!

It cuts itself!!!!

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