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Mother fuck, I am the queen of exasperating crushes.

Alas,

Futility my dear Watson.

*Michelle has given me the genius idea of becoming a widow. I quite fancy that concept.

On my mind ( Read more... )

So today I took the subway to my apartment from the Valley for the second time in the last two weeks. I'm sitting at work currently listening to Jethro Tull on some 60's British Invasion radio stream on iTunes. Go figure. Now it's Edison Lighthouse singing "Love Grows (Where my Rosemary Goes.) Anyway, I've been here since 10 AM, working ( Read more... )

So, in roughly 48 hours I commence my 4th semester at Otis, thus ending my brief affair with a social life.

It was a torrid, 5 week ordeal, one I will surely and sorely miss.

The adventures, reckless.
The laughs, side-splitting.
The nights, late.

Ah, how I will miss you my paramour.

since I'm such a charmer, but ( Read more... )

From Daria:What ever happened to Lowell, the German Nazi sock puppet a la Mr. Benzce ( Read more... )

Here are the answers to those of you who posed such pressing questions!

From Angellee:What is that rash you gave me ( Read more... )

I want you all to ask me 3 burning questions.

Ready, set, go!

Seeing that nothing manages to work, I've decided to take drastic measures to lose weight. Aside from exercise I am looking into laxatives and very well contemplating a moderate reliance on speed ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Get the chick next door pregnant.

Get your resolution here

Damn straight.