A few rules

[singe_id]

This was just e-mailed to me.
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As Halloween approaches, once again, remember these simple safety tips.

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to
see if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even just for kicks.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If

Comments

[singe_id]

Yeah you are because with one paragraph you pretty much just guaranteed I'll never visit you! Ever.

[voressima]

Did I ever mention my home address "Olmenlaan" is basically "Elm Street"? :D (well, technically "Elm Lane") I'm fucked right there with you, brainie! (at least it wasn't number 3... But 9 is 3x3, so maybe I'm three times fucked!)

[voressima]

Lol. Think I've read this years ago, but still funny. Really, coming up with the jokes in Scary Movie couldn't have been that hard!

[aecoleman]

This is fantastic. *veg* I especially liked the little mention of "any small town in Maine." LOL!!!

[heavymetaltiger]

But MOM, you take all the fun out of life! And I have already done some of these and my house is possibly built on an old cemetery and definitely on an indian battleground.