Giggle of the night
Before I pop off here I have to share this even if only one person gets it.
So over on Amazon there is an 85 inch television offered at $40,000. The 'reviews' are hilarious.
--I bought this after raiding my son's college fund. Before you slash at me with negative comments, the kid is 23 and works at Taco Bell. That ship has sailed. Anyway, my biggest gripe with this TV is that I just saw Justin Bieber's arrest photo on the news in total HD super-duper clarity. Did you guys know that chick's a dude?
--Porn is actually terrifying on this thing.
--I am on my third one of these this year. The colors are so amazing and the 3D is just so life like that it makes you feel part of whatever you are watching. My last one was damaged last Saturday during the Alabama vs Auburn football game. I was sitting there watching the game in 3D and during the last play of the game when Auburn was returning the missed field goal the 3D made it look like I was on the field. The next thing I knew I was trying to tackle the runner since Alabama couldn't do it. Needless to say I slammed into the tv, knocked it over and sparks flew everywhere. After a few seconds I realized I was in my living room and not on the field, but WOW! That is some 3D.I hope football season ends soon as I don't think I can afford many more of these.
--I didn't actually purchase this item but Amazon's "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section allowed me to discover this gem: Male Power Mens Black Collared Body Harness Mankini that has absolutely changed my life.
Now being the curious person that I am, I clicked on the link. And discovered customers also viewed these items:
What the hell does cardamon have to do with everything else? See I can see a tie in to the BDSM Community with the body butter, travel johns, Chinese finger cuffs, t-shirt rags, and a body harness.
So over on Amazon there is an 85 inch television offered at $40,000. The 'reviews' are hilarious.
--I bought this after raiding my son's college fund. Before you slash at me with negative comments, the kid is 23 and works at Taco Bell. That ship has sailed. Anyway, my biggest gripe with this TV is that I just saw Justin Bieber's arrest photo on the news in total HD super-duper clarity. Did you guys know that chick's a dude?
--Porn is actually terrifying on this thing.
--I am on my third one of these this year. The colors are so amazing and the 3D is just so life like that it makes you feel part of whatever you are watching. My last one was damaged last Saturday during the Alabama vs Auburn football game. I was sitting there watching the game in 3D and during the last play of the game when Auburn was returning the missed field goal the 3D made it look like I was on the field. The next thing I knew I was trying to tackle the runner since Alabama couldn't do it. Needless to say I slammed into the tv, knocked it over and sparks flew everywhere. After a few seconds I realized I was in my living room and not on the field, but WOW! That is some 3D.I hope football season ends soon as I don't think I can afford many more of these.
--I didn't actually purchase this item but Amazon's "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section allowed me to discover this gem: Male Power Mens Black Collared Body Harness Mankini that has absolutely changed my life.
Now being the curious person that I am, I clicked on the link. And discovered customers also viewed these items:
What the hell does cardamon have to do with everything else? See I can see a tie in to the BDSM Community with the body butter, travel johns, Chinese finger cuffs, t-shirt rags, and a body harness.