Mosquitoes are Nature's spam. They're annoying, impossible to get rid of, and often carry viruses.

...the living advertisement ( Read more... )

Bye dad.

I'll miss you.

Alright, which of you goobers threw up that voice post that broke my Friends page?

*Glances around accusingly*

( In other news: )

Remember that whiny post I made a while back about my materialistic needswants not being met?

Yeah, no more whining from me, because Urs is the bestest (though obviously not just because of this).

Carry on.

You know, with all the terrible things going on in the world, you'd think I'd have something else to get irritated over than a video game console ( Read more... )

A post on Brunchma reminded me that I need to head out to a store sometime early next week and get The Greatest American Hero DVDs for my dad for his birthday ( Read more... )

First off: I don't have a big problem with X-mas. Sure, it can get a little overblown, especially around where I work (Orange County - a.k.a. Yuppie Central), but I can deal with it. My only real complaint is that they bastards keep pushing it up* every year, but I'll whine about that in teeny-text.

That said, I'm really, really starting to get ( Read more... )

So, I've decided to actually start using this thing.

( Not that it matters... )

Hello.

Don't expect too much more than this, my account is mostly for making snide remarks.

Later.

--DL