I don't know, what do you want to do?

[seaspark]

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[momentsmusicaux]

So I said to this girl, 'What do you like?'
She said, 'I quite like cake'.
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[momentsmusicaux]

Maybe he was trying to say he wanted to do something a bit kinky but was nervous about bringing it up...

Alternatively, 'something different' can be shorthand for doing it up the bum... so I've heard.

[seaspark]

I feared that so said I'm open to anything that doesn't involve the bum, or anything spanky, or strangers. I have standards, low though they may be. I mean, I post about sex.

Re: I wish . . .

[momentsmusicaux]

But y'know, being smeared in honey and covered in ants, that's cool, yeah?

Re: I wish . . .

[seaspark]

Touche. I could give him an exhaustive list of no-nos, including the Geneva Convention.

Also, I think ants count as strangers.

[pinguthegreek]

At least you're getting some.

I wish . . .

[seaspark]

That's the problem -- something different has turned into nothing at all. Or the something different conversation happens at 1 am when I have to get up in four hours to catch a plane, so while the usual fun stuff would be welcome at that hour, figuring out someone's intent and issues is not.

Re: I wish . . .

[pinguthegreek]

What's your actual relationship like when you're not getting frisky ?

Re: I wish . . .

[seaspark]

Mostly it's us deciding what to do (out of bed) or whining about work. It started out great and degenerated quickly into old fart crankiness and indecision. So this could be an attempt to make things interesting again, except friskyness is one area I thought was totally fine. Next time I get lonely for human companionship, I'm getting another cat.