I think I'm going to start making To-Do lists of things I don't need to do, considering the fact that I never do anything on my To-Do lists.

Maybe then i'll actually accomplish something.

This 4am business needs to end ( Read more... )

I'm starting to remember all the things I thought I had forgotten. They were all where I left them, stuck to the roof of my mouth. It seems nearly impossible to pry my tongue away long enough to let them loose. Perhaps it might be a more simple task had I not developed a knack for putting my foot in my mouth. I'm not going to pretend that ( Read more... )

One broken glance or ( Read more... )

I'm sorry...I must have myself a good laugh over this.

I don't know what is worse...you pretending, or you actually believing it.

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you ( Read more... )

I want a new first kiss
one that tastes better than yours
Cause I can't forget that sweet bitterness
you left in my mouth
I licked my lips
as you choked on words I never said
or maybe just words I never meant...

I could have lost my best friend last night.
Everyone be careful...PLEASE.

Last night was quite possibly the most entertaining trip I've ever taken to Denny's.

"So how was your cum facial?"
" Ugh, he didn't bust on my face GOSH...It was in my mouth!"

I was in no way part of this conversation.
But it was the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Awaken the inner pattern ( Read more... )