Octoshutthefuckupalready

[singleentendre]

I'm self-imposing a moratorium on all exposure to Octomom-related media.

She's on the tee-vee, she's on the internet. I can't even go to Safeway without those collagen-plumped, Jolie-esque lips mocking me from the cover of a People magazine in the checkout line. The very sight of her face makes my blood pressure rise.

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[duckylick]

I've largely avoided any media on her, but have heard people talking about it non-stop.

[singleentendre]

Americans. We love a train wreck.

[kittenbeer]

UH! I KNOW!

[singleentendre]

However, I should point out my exception: amusing parodies.

[singleentendre]

I'm scared more babies would crawl out of the stump.

[singleentendre]

Nah, not the doctor's fault. She probably would've sued him had he refused to implant her.