A quote from my mother

[singlewoman]

Words cannot describe how much I love my mother. This is what she says to us every May 1:

Hooray hooray for the first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today!

Of course she is in Alabama where it is much warmer than NJ, but I appreciate the sentiment anyway.

Happy May 1 dear flist. Hope you get in some outdoor activities.

Comments

[tenorgroupie]

Happy First of May to you and to your mother! And thanks for the reminder.

[ligovka]

Completely appreciate the poetry, my dear, but as far as outdoor fucking - I DARE YOU! :)

[tenorgroupie]

Been there, done that before the neighbors built the ovservation deck. I don't want to go into too much detail, just look at my userpic :)

[ligovka]

LOL!!!

[shadownyc]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother sounds hilarious. :D

[singlewoman]

Mama does have a good sense of humor and a very practical view of life. She is my hero.