(Untitled)

[singmeundead]

[So. This place she’s woken up in doesn’t seem to quite fit the description given to her by her boss, but hey. What’s a girl to do, right? Vorpal pulls herself out of bed and looks around the room -- okay. Those photos are kinda weird, what with her and some dude with a couple of little kids. And -- wait a second. Why does her chest feel all tight

Comments

[cursed_as_hell]

...You're not a vampire or something, are you?

[singmeundead]

Blah, blah, Ah vant to suck your blud!

...Nah, ain't a vampire. Just dead. Only, kinda, ya know, currently not. You gonna tell me where Ah am Mister Good-Sounding or you wanna go through all the other undead things Ah can be?

[cursed_as_hell]

No no, that's fine. I've just had some bad experiences with vampires. And liches, and zombies...Vampires are the most recent type of undead I've had bad experiences with.

You've shown up in the strangest prison you will ever see. (And I speak as something of an authority on the matter. I've seen a lot of prisons.)

Welcome to Mayfield.

[singmeundead]

Hey, hey, hey. Z-word is off limits, 'kay?

...Aw, fuck. So this ain't the right place, then. Dammit.

Okay. So you said prison this is a prison right? And Ah'm gonna believe you on the strange part 'cause holy hell seein' mahself in these pictures is mighty strange.

Guessin' a way out ain't been figured yet, else you'd be gone by now.

[irreverens]

Well, you're not the mindless zombie I had for a wife yesterday.

[singmeundead]

...Hey. HEY. Ah take offense to that, just so y'know. The Z-word is a bit -- Awwww, you're that guy in the pictures!

[irreverens]

Yeah, yeah that's me. Clappy hands and a shiny gold star for you.

Don't know if you've heard yet, but we're in some town, have to live in families aaaand to top that all off; there's no way out. Not that I'm just sitting on my ass doing nothing about it, mind you.

[singmeundead]

Well mah sarcasm meter just went through the roof.

Yeah, Ah heard. So Ah'm guessin', from the pictures an' all, you're the dingbat Ah gotta play house with?

[bell_bound]

You normally do not breathe?

[singmeundead]

Nope. Usually Ah'm as dead as a doornail an' Ah like it that way.

[bell_bound]

One of the Dead... But you have been returned to Life?

[singmeundead]

Yup, one of the dead mah, friend. An' apparently so. Gonna have to get used to this breathin' thing again. An' eatin'. An' everythin' else.

[silentiumly]

[ Nill just happens to be walking past and hears a voice shouting... Which for once wasn't Bairds. Nill decides to investigate. She peers around the corner and watches the woman.]

...

[singmeundead]

[Vorpal pauses in her yelling and stares back. She looks to a photo on the wall, then to the girl, then back and forth a couple of more times before beaming.]

Hey! You must be mah kid!

[silentiumly]

[ Nill just stares curiously, trying to hide herself a little more.]

[singmeundead]

[Frowns, concerned, remembering what Damon said about her not quite being all there.]

Hey, kiddo. It's awright. Ah ain't gonna do anythin' to ya.