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[singsingstatic]

I'm so in love with youEveryone knows that if you're a 'vegan' and you eat cheese, but then follow it with every piece of vegan food you can find, it cancels it out, right? Phew, thats ok then. Please direct all "you're not a very good vegan, are you?" comments to my vagina, and inform it that it is stupid stupid stupid while you're there

Comments

[mrs_megan]

i lick eyeballs, but normally just human ones. its interesting they kinda taste like metal to me.

[singsingstatic]

my dogs eyeball just kinda tasted like... eyeball and slime. i'm really squeamish about eyes, i hate going near people's eyes or people going near my eyes, and i'm still not exactly sure how it happened...

[mrs_megan]

yeah...that is strange to imagine...

you're just walking through the kitchen and trip and fall with your tongue on your dog's eyeball...hmm...

at least you didn't lick anything else because that would be considered beastiality...

[singsingstatic]

i guess i should be thankful for that!

[expanding_soul]

I eat pieces of meat every now and then and I feel so fucking bad afterwards but I still end up doing it, so I'm not a good 'vegetarian' either, if that helps you at all?

[singsingstatic]

i just feel like a fraud... damn my conscience.

[expanding_soul]

I feel the same way. It's not like I'm trying to be vegetarian because it's 'cool', but I just feel bad about eating animals, and then I go and eat like, a piece of chicken and I feel like a fraud too..I don't know how I'll manage being vegan whenever I go vegan, because I do plan on it because there's really kinda no point of being vegetarian if I still eat cheese and drink milk that has come from animals in production plants..but I guess just one step at a time.

[singsingstatic]

thats what i keep telling myself. as it goes, i usually give in to temptation once every one or two weeks.

[dokodemo_honey]

There is nothing tempting about animal cruelty. if your brain doesn't connect to the fact when faced with some cheese, animals have suffered for it, then i am at a loss as to what to say to you.

whatever i say i'll come off sounding like a cunt, but anyway-

i made the decision to be a vegetarian and from that day almost 3 years ago i haven't eaten meat since. because if i ate meat every few weeks and laughed about it and was like, oh spank me in a confessional booth, i would have no right to call myself a vegetarian.

i eat eggs occassionally and because of that fact i don't PRETEND to be vegan, I'm not like, oh, im such a caring vegan, i care about the animals, oh dear i ate an egg but let's ignore that, i'm still a vegan, go me. blah blah blah.

[singsingstatic]

You're right, you did sound like a cunt.

It's not easy for me. It might be easy for you, but it's not for me and it's not easy for Ashley either. Which is why I wrote 'vegan' like I did. One step at a time.

[dokodemo_honey]

i may be a cunt, but at least i'm a committed cunt, ne?

if someone else wrote what you wrote, you'd call them a cunt.

[singsingstatic]

I didn't say you were a cunt, just that you sounded like one.

For eating cheese? No I wouldn't.

[zombiesagogo]

your moms the best band ever.
oh ho ho, zing.

uh... you informed mister casualty that uh, he should definitely watch himself, rihgt?
ok good. kthx...schoolisstoopihd

[singsingstatic]

i kicked his ass wang chung jello style.

[zombiesagogo]

you done me proud.

[whothehell182]

I was crying when the safety man said about hanging from the lighting bar and screaming for help, i got such a vivid picture!