I'm going to marry twizzlers.
So I went to Best Buy today and bought Taking Back Sunday's new CD because I'm a nerd like whoa. I saw a poster that said something along the lines of "Star Wars Trilogy on DVD" so I started jizzing. I mean HAN SOLO FINALLY IN A DISC FORMAT. I CAN CREAM IN MY PANTS IN THE COMFORT OF MY ROOM. NOT GO DOWNSTAIRS AND WATCH IT ON THE VHS PLAYER. So I was like "OMGZZ!#@$@##@ MOM! GO ASK THAT GUY WHEN THE STAR WARS TRILOGY DVD COMES OUT!!!" And just my luck, not out until 2006. But then I can cream in the comforts of my own dorm. Granted that may be cooler but I mean...that's too far away.
Dearest Han,
We will meet soon, in 2006. And I will make love to the flat screen as you come up with your "smart alleck" replies. Oh how I love thee. Luke Skywalker ain't got nothing on you.
Counting the days 'til we meet,
Mrs. Solo aka Kelly
Ahem. So yeah at Best Buy they didn't have the Butterfly Effect again. Why? Because God obviously has something against me and my jizz. I mean first no Solo 'til I'm legal. Now no Kutcher (and that quite hansome 'mini Kutcher' the teenage Evan in the movie, John Patrick Amedori I believe his name was) 'til who he fuck knows when because all these chicks with those gay ass tshirts wanting to just own the movie just because Ashton's one fine piece of ass. Granted, he is. But it is a good movie...No seriously. I mean, yes it's more points because that beef is in it. But, yeah I like the movie. It's cray-zay. The director's cut is supposed to be fabtabulous. I should've just gotten it at Blockbuster.
Then I went to the mall.
I would also like to take back about what I said about my brother being cooler than my friends. For he is not cool. At all. He "pops pills like candy". But yeah. He's gay. And ruins everything. My mom will probably die from smoking herself to death or lung cancer because he is a total ween head. For example he attacks you IN THE FOOD COURT WHERE MANY PEOPLE GO AND EAT AND PEOPLE WATCH for throwing a napkin at his shirt. Then he spent al his money on a satanic naked alien lady tattoo on his shoulder. I fucking hate him sometimes. Most of the time.
God this was a long entry, and I just wanted to make a quick update before I go shower. Bah, oh well.
PEACE NIGZZZZZZZZZZZ.