TEST DESIGNATION 001

May 09, 2011 23:01

[ There is a robot on the network.

There is a robot on the network and it is staring at you with its one orange eye, Sacrosanct. It doesn't seem particularly distressed, simply inquisitive. Hesitantly it raises a hand and waves a little; those of you who were in GLaDOS's funhouse might recognize the gun it is holding as an Aperture Science ( Read more... )

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[text] double_discs May 10 2011, 06:43:50 UTC
Program designation: ATLAS unknown.

User designation: Atlas is [NETWORK ID].

Confirm?

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[text] sensiturret May 10 2011, 06:49:22 UTC
no
ATLAS is ATLAS
testing partner
like me
not Atlas
:( |

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[text] double_discs May 10 2011, 06:53:13 UTC
Acknowledged.

Program designation: ATLAS has no network ID. There is no ATLAS on this station.

Your "testing partner" is not here.

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[text] sensiturret May 10 2011, 06:54:48 UTC


:( |

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[text] double_discs May 10 2011, 07:05:55 UTC
[Completely ignoring that because whatthehell that is a User thing.]

Suggestion: make new alliance or conduct primary directive alone.

Additionally: suggest performing specified tasks [ listed here] as means to procure credits.

Might be useful.

[If you prefer to do things legally, that is.]

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[text] sensiturret May 10 2011, 07:09:13 UTC
ATLAS-friend is no other friend
can make new models but personality must be uploaded
ATLAS not here

what credits ?
why make ?

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[text] double_discs May 10 2011, 07:18:33 UTC
To obtain items.

It is the way Users do things.

If not required or wanted then common facilities can be used for housing instead.

Inquiry: operational requirements for unit: P-body?

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[text] sensiturret May 10 2011, 07:37:05 UTC
power source is rechargeable
personality data can be transferred in case of destruction or damage
designed for testing in Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative |

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[text] double_discs May 10 2011, 08:20:23 UTC
[Conclusion: it wasn't likely to need--or want--anything then.]

Easily accessible recharge areas [highlighted on map].

Define: "testing" per Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative's objective.

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[text] sensiturret May 10 2011, 17:46:34 UTC
testing is fun fun
in testing WE'RE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED! PLEASE PRESENT YOUR APERTURE SAFETY INDIVIDUALITY VERIFICATION NOW.

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[text] double_discs May 11 2011, 22:09:45 UTC
[If he were linked to it directly he would hack it. But since he can't go that route at the moment... go fish.]

What do you do when you are not testing?

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[text] sensiturret May 18 2011, 15:57:59 UTC


not testing ? |

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[text] double_discs May 18 2011, 18:45:36 UTC
[...]

There is no testing here. You will have to adapt.

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[text] sensiturret May 18 2011, 19:52:16 UTC


no |

testing ? |

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[text] double_discs May 18 2011, 20:21:12 UTC
[Somewhere, Rinzler is sighing. Congratulations, you just passed your first test.]

None.

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Correction: can volunteer for research purposes. Some individuals may make their own tests. Will not be same as Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative. Will differ depending on individual's personal objective.

Do not recommend in most cases.

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