1.) Voice==>Video

[talkingfishbone]

[At first, all can be heard is the distant, and occasionally not-so-distant crashes of teleported junk as it lands on other junk. Then, after a few seconds have passed, there’s a distinctly teenaged sigh.]

Ooookay, so. Apparently ‘voice’ does not mean ‘get a voice’. That’s one mystery solved…

[The speaker starts moving around the junkyard,

Comments

Voice

[talkingfishbone]

[After a little fiddling, Hiccup finally gets a reply going.]

Uh...I'm...just a guy, last I checked. Thanks for asking? Thing...on my arm?

[He'd really like for this all to start making sense, soon.]

Voice

[talkingfishbone]

So...what you're saying is, you aren't the eye-bracelet-faun. That's. That's why you called it an it and you a--You, yourself, Den, I mean.

[This is a start.]

Video

[talkingfishbone]

[Hiccup tries not to freak out. It doesn't work too well.]

Uh. Yeah. Freaky magicks are totally awesome.

Listen, uhm. No offense? But you're not making a lot of sense, here. I mean. This is a lot to just...accept here, y'know? Talking wrist guards with buttons that...record voices, I don't. I really don't know where to begin with all of this. It's all about the same level of crazy.

Video

[talkingfishbone]

I...

[...you know, he's not sure.]

I--I'm gonna need you to, uh. Define your terms.

Video

[talkingfishbone]

Uhhh...No.

I don't...think so.

If I was from the future, I'd remember this. It'd be my past. Right?

Video

[talkingfishbone]

I dunno. I haven't either. Until maybe...now.

Because I've definitely done some traveling.

Video

[talkingfishbone]

I--

I--Look, while I...understand it's pretty easy to do so, uh, at this point, you've lost me again.

Is that what this place is called? Outer Space?

[He says the name like someone who's never encountered the concept of putting the two words together in the first place.]

Video

[talkingfishbone]

Nooo, I'm. Definitely on ground. Not, you know. In the sky.

Though I've never been under a sky that rained junk before.