006 // [Video]
[The camera shot opens up to show Raimi illuminated by the glow of a monitor, plugging away at a keyboard. Behind him is Samus, armor-clad except for her helmet and pacing worse than a caged tiger at feeding time. Cables extend from her arm canon and down, although where they are connected to is unseen. The angle is low and the camera still, whatever is recording this is clearly sitting on the desk near Raimi.]
"How much longer?"
"Give me another minute or so. The schematics are different from what I usually work with."
[Samus harrumphs, but accepts this as she finally stills her body. It's another few minutes, and in the process Raimi seems to accidentally hit the camera, putting Samus towards the center of the view before giving a few final strokes and a self-satisfied grin.]
"Booyah, We're done."
"Finally."
[Samus brings up her armcannon and begins pressing buttons on it and otherwise fiddling. But where is that music starting to play?]
"Wha- ?"
[Samus' arms jerk out in front of her as her shoulders roll. Her hips follow suit, rocking from side to side with the rhythm of the drums. All the while she stares in shock down at her own body, it's very clear that she is not choosing to do this. And Raimi? He's just laughing.
It all hits her. Raimi programmed her to do the Dougie.
There's a bright flash of light that blinds the feed in white before fading back to normal, just in time to show Samus no longer in her suit and punching Raimi in the face. He falls onto the camera, shutting out the video feed. But one final thing can be heard before it goes out for good.]
"I have no regrets."
"How much longer?"
"Give me another minute or so. The schematics are different from what I usually work with."
[Samus harrumphs, but accepts this as she finally stills her body. It's another few minutes, and in the process Raimi seems to accidentally hit the camera, putting Samus towards the center of the view before giving a few final strokes and a self-satisfied grin.]
"Booyah, We're done."
"Finally."
[Samus brings up her armcannon and begins pressing buttons on it and otherwise fiddling. But where is that music starting to play?]
"Wha- ?"
[Samus' arms jerk out in front of her as her shoulders roll. Her hips follow suit, rocking from side to side with the rhythm of the drums. All the while she stares in shock down at her own body, it's very clear that she is not choosing to do this. And Raimi? He's just laughing.
It all hits her. Raimi programmed her to do the Dougie.
There's a bright flash of light that blinds the feed in white before fading back to normal, just in time to show Samus no longer in her suit and punching Raimi in the face. He falls onto the camera, shutting out the video feed. But one final thing can be heard before it goes out for good.]
"I have no regrets."