[video] || seventeen: private promotions
[ PRIVATE // JADE HARLEY // SOLLUX ENCRYTPION (95%) ]
Jade, know it's a few days late, but I've just gotta say-
[ A link flashes up on screen, displaying one Katia Managan. ]
Happy birthday. Goddamn, artistic genius has struck once again - hope you're in the mood for some furry fucking fanart, because I'm breaking out the big guns. We're talking Illustrator here, not even Photoshop. Jesus.
I'll get back to you when I finish it. You want to be in it too? Just tell me what you're looking for, I'm down. Can even throw you in there too - fuck, I should really open commissions sometime, could make a mil just drawing people with rainbows and horse bodies.
...anyway, point is. Tell me how you want to be drawn, here - any specifications? Body type? Fur? Wings? Yiff? Answer y/n to the questionaire within the next hour, I gotta know.
[ END PRIVATE ]
[ PRIVATE // PIETRO MAXIMOFF // SOLLUX ENCRYTPION (95%) ]
Alright, man. Guess it's time to come flat out and tell you what I've been hiding since we first met. Got some dark secret shit, buried deep down, and if I hold it back any longer I might just fucking burst.
[ Dramatic pause. His face is kept completely neutral. Finally- ]
Truth is, deep within my tortured soul, there's a tiny little iota of interest in the whole "mutant" business. Is this shit common back where you're from? How long did it take you to find out? Send responses a.s.a.p., I'm thinking your usual response rate is just too slow for me.
[ It's sarcasm, and it's heavy sarcasm, but there's definitely a bit of truth to it - he wants to know more about this. ]
[ END PRIVATE ]
[ PRIVATE // TURRZI PYROOP (CANON) // SOLLUX ENCRYTPION (95%) ]
Sup, Notorious T. All this birthday bullshit's got me thinking - do trolls do anything for theirs? You know, some Happy Wriggling Day or an honorary Congratulations, You Managed To Not Die For Another Year cheesecake or something.
[ END PRIVATE ]
Sup, Sacrostation. Since I know just how much everyone around this place fucking loves cryptic faux-philosophic bullshit, figure I'll show off my generosity and drop some off myself. Today's topic: celebrations. Which is more important, the formal occasion or the shit they're supposed to be for in the first place?
Press the little grey "reply" button to drop your answers off here. And hey, just in case you've got social anxiety or something, anon's enabled, IP logging's off, and like fuck am I taking the time to screen comments that I don't actually give a fuck about in the first place.
Later.
Jade, know it's a few days late, but I've just gotta say-
[ A link flashes up on screen, displaying one Katia Managan. ]
Happy birthday. Goddamn, artistic genius has struck once again - hope you're in the mood for some furry fucking fanart, because I'm breaking out the big guns. We're talking Illustrator here, not even Photoshop. Jesus.
I'll get back to you when I finish it. You want to be in it too? Just tell me what you're looking for, I'm down. Can even throw you in there too - fuck, I should really open commissions sometime, could make a mil just drawing people with rainbows and horse bodies.
...anyway, point is. Tell me how you want to be drawn, here - any specifications? Body type? Fur? Wings? Yiff? Answer y/n to the questionaire within the next hour, I gotta know.
[ END PRIVATE ]
[ PRIVATE // PIETRO MAXIMOFF // SOLLUX ENCRYTPION (95%) ]
Alright, man. Guess it's time to come flat out and tell you what I've been hiding since we first met. Got some dark secret shit, buried deep down, and if I hold it back any longer I might just fucking burst.
[ Dramatic pause. His face is kept completely neutral. Finally- ]
Truth is, deep within my tortured soul, there's a tiny little iota of interest in the whole "mutant" business. Is this shit common back where you're from? How long did it take you to find out? Send responses a.s.a.p., I'm thinking your usual response rate is just too slow for me.
[ It's sarcasm, and it's heavy sarcasm, but there's definitely a bit of truth to it - he wants to know more about this. ]
[ END PRIVATE ]
[ PRIVATE // TURRZI PYROOP (CANON) // SOLLUX ENCRYTPION (95%) ]
Sup, Notorious T. All this birthday bullshit's got me thinking - do trolls do anything for theirs? You know, some Happy Wriggling Day or an honorary Congratulations, You Managed To Not Die For Another Year cheesecake or something.
[ END PRIVATE ]
Sup, Sacrostation. Since I know just how much everyone around this place fucking loves cryptic faux-philosophic bullshit, figure I'll show off my generosity and drop some off myself. Today's topic: celebrations. Which is more important, the formal occasion or the shit they're supposed to be for in the first place?
Press the little grey "reply" button to drop your answers off here. And hey, just in case you've got social anxiety or something, anon's enabled, IP logging's off, and like fuck am I taking the time to screen comments that I don't actually give a fuck about in the first place.
Later.