01 ❍ Video

[cloverdaleboy]

[Scott is not all that good with computers. Before the screen turns on, he's been tapping holographic inputs for half an hour. Constant comments of "Damn" and "Nope, that's not it" and "Where's Eli when you need him?" abound. But now he's got his face up in recording, alas successful, looking a little better than when he first arrived in Sacrosanct

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[notjelly]

[OH SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR.] I swear, we're just collecting all the military types! We've got officers, we've got captains, we've got sergeants, we've got lieutenants, we have commanders, we have probably a bunch of totally made up titles!

Anyway, welcome, Lieutenant! You're in another universe, and no, haven't heard of a Stargate.

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[cloverdaleboy]

Whoa, what the--!?

[Okay. Okay. Steel yourself. It's on the other end of the camera, no need to get worked up. I've seen worse before, just never in English.]

Y-Yeah, I'm Lt. Scott. N-Nice to...nice to meet you? Uh, I'm sorry, but...what are you?

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[notjelly]

[YAY SHE LOVES THAT REACTION.]

Right now? I'm a motherfucking dinosaurs! Raaawrrr-screeeee! Hu hu hu!

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[cloverdaleboy]

["Right now"? Well, that makes sense. A talking dinosaur? Not on his life. He thinks this must be some kind of shape-shifter or something, and immediately wonders if this person is human. He's never met a shape-shifting entity, but this should prove interesting.]

Hehe, you had me going there for a second. Dinosaurs are dead where I come from. Big meteor, millions of years ago.

[He's giving you a big ol' Scott smile, the one that says 'Oh you, you got me, you so crazy'. Although, admittedly, it definitely freaked him at first.]

So...what's your name, friendly dinosaur? [OOC: Also, as a dinosaur, what does Camille currently sound like?]

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[notjelly]

Oh, fooey! That shock didn't last nearly long enough! And whoever said I was friendly? Maybe I'm hunting you down right now!

[ooc: lol her voice is always the same--the voice of a perky twenty-something female.]

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[cloverdaleboy]

Well, be careful, dinosaur. [Who officially makes Scott laugh, because (for sure now) it sounds like a girl, a girly girl, maybe a hyperactive girl?] I'm a soldier. I've got two guns...and enough explosives to bow a hole in Sacrosanct's hull.

[He can't be sure about that, but he's hoping he can figure out the dinosaur lady before she figures out hit bluff.]

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[notjelly]

Guns are no match for dinosaurs! Don't you watch any sci-fi?

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[cloverdaleboy]

Well...not really, no. They never were my thing. I kind of lived science fiction for a little while. And let me tell you, it's one of those things you have to "see to believe", if you know what I mean.

[But seriously, a dinosaur that can talk and sounds like a woman? This is totally sci-fi, Scott.]

So...I take it you shapeshift. Were you born this way, or...? [Another unsure touchy subject that has Scott doing a half-frown, half-smile thing.]

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[notjelly]

Well, aren't you boring!

Oh? When did I say I could shapeshift, hmmmmm? And 'was I born this way,' what a presumptuous question to ask! You barely even know me and you're already asking after my personal life? I'd almost think you were trying to get into my lack of pants!

[video] Sorry for late!

[cloverdaleboy]

Whoa, no way, I'm not trying to...wait...So then you are human? Because I can really only get into human pants.

[He strokes his chin. This is definitely not talk Scott's used to, but he's still trying to figure out Camille.]

[video] s'all good :)

[notjelly]

Even more boring! Not even willing to branch out, are you? Maybe I'm human, maybe I'm not! Maybe I'm both! Hu hu hu!

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[cloverdaleboy]

There's no alien I met yet who spoke English. [TOTAL BLUFF.] So if not a human, what the heck could you be...? [Yes, yes, Camille, give Scott the answer.]

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[notjelly]

And what in the world is English? Sounds weird!

I don't know! Maybe you could guess~?