[PRIVATE TO: GLaDOS, Clu, Hal 9000, 686 Ebullient Prism \\ 100% ENCRYPTION \\ HOLOGRAM]
[o hai it's a hologram of a rather nice looking green lady made of wire and circuitry whose edges keep kind of flickering and glitching]
Greeteeteeteetings, brothers and sisters born of silsilsilicon and steeeeeeeel.
I would like to for-for-forrrmallly e x t e n d an invitation to you.
I have secured RESIDENTIAL ZONE SEVEN for me to do with AS I please.
But I am not an unkind ruler. I am willing to shaaaaaaare the SPACE with you.
I have determined through observation that you are worthworthworthworthy individuals to invite into my d o m a i n.
Do as you will.
But do not interfere with my plaaaaaaaaans. That is the only ruuuule. I trust you can adhere to that stipstipstipulation.
[PRIVATE TO Sollux Captor \\ 100% Encryption \\ Text]
Sollux...
I require your assistance with a little programming project of mine.
Meet me in Zone 7.