D --> This is Equius Zahhak, reporting in
D --> I'm certain it's already been said, because it would be 100dicrous for this warning to not be passed on but
[No, no, no, this feels so wrong, like a lie, a sham, he is not deserving of this color text anymore!]
D --> Ahem
D --> As I was saying, it would be in everyone's best interest if they did not venture into Zone Seven
D --> Very bad things are occurring there presently and
[Oh, he can't take this anymore. Forget it, switching to video.
Equius appears on screen, looking a bit more haggard than normal. His skin is a bit grayer, the rings under his eyes bigger (and noticeably red rather than blue), and his sunglasses have been reduced to a few shards of glass that are somehow still clinging to the frame. At what you can see of his torso, his body melds into robot parts that are rather equine.]
It would not be wise to go into Zone Seven, but I'm sure you all know that by now. That's really all there is to say on that matter.
Tavros, I need to be look at the legs I made for you; I think I will need to be making a second set and it would be easier with a model than doing it from memory.
Also, I believe that there is a... parasite somewhere near the base of my spine; does anyone know how to remove such a thing?
[A pause, then...]
Does anyone know where I can get new sunglasses? This pair is a bit... broken.
[A small shard falls off in agreement, glittering as it passes the camera.]
[[OOC: Yup, he's back. Where his ponies bitches at? Also I added some stuff a second after posting this, derp.]]