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saidnah in singularity_rpg

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Dec 25, 2011 23:26

[The feed opens to show a room in one of the barracks in Kurzweil. Or what was one, at least - it looks like something blew up in there. There are scorch marks and smoke everywhere, though at least nothing seems to be on fire anymore ( Read more... )

goggles

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memorymodus December 25 2011, 22:07:46 UTC

Why would you kill a monkey?

[ Congratulations. YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR ONE LITTLE GIRL. ]

saidnah December 25 2011, 22:15:50 UTC

Weren't you listening? They're evil.

[HE DOES NOT CARE]

memorymodus December 26 2011, 01:44:25 UTC

They're monkeys!

saidnah December 26 2011, 09:43:09 UTC

Really? I hadn't noticed- No, wait. I did. While I was killing them.

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patternprophet December 25 2011, 23:15:56 UTC

[Okay, so, Leoben kind of missed all that stuff about monkeys. More important fish to fry here.]

Anders?

saidnah December 25 2011, 23:23:29 UTC

[He might look similar, but the voice is completely wrong unless Anders has been faking his accent for years.]

What?

patternprophet December 26 2011, 06:08:09 UTC

[Luckily, this is not the first time this has happened to him. It doesn't take him long to catch onto that.]

Sorry, you look exactly like someone I know.

saidnah December 26 2011, 09:51:16 UTC

Really? Who would that be, if I may ask?

[He really does not like the idea of having clones or alternate selves he does not know about.]

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Text; mcfussyfangs December 25 2011, 23:29:58 UTC

Did A Primate Commit Some Manner Of Slight Against Your Lusus Or Yourself While You Were Small
Or Murder Your Friends
Or Mutate Them
This Is Actually An Honest Question As I Would Like To Know What They Have To Do With Her

[You know. Her.]

Text; saidnah December 25 2011, 23:34:39 UTC

[Oh, he knows who you mean by her.]

No the monkeys didn't do that
Well they did murder people so you're partially right
And they tried to murder me about fifty million times
But here and now the thing they have to do with that bitch is that she sent me a crate full of them
you know, as a christmas present

Text; mcfussyfangs December 26 2011, 00:15:52 UTC

Oh
Well I Think When She Did Some Terrible Things Here I Remember Her Liking Her Creations A Great Deal
So Maybe You Should Send Her Back The Pieces
The Post System Is Really Easy To Use

[Your daily reminder that Trolls are a fucked up species and that SHODAN is not liked by any of them, brought to you by the color jade.]

text; saidnah December 26 2011, 09:58:17 UTC

I like this idea.
Though I recall her saying something about corpses not being useful to her
but really that just makes it all the better.
Her gift to me wasn't useful at all, so why not return the favour.

[Goggles is a fucked up enough person that it's going to take a lot more than trolls to faze him. Especially when SHODAN is involved.]

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[video] nobodysfetch December 26 2011, 00:11:28 UTC

[ Cue May's utterly horrified face. ]

Did you seriously kill a monkey? What- Why?

[video] saidnah December 26 2011, 10:07:04 UTC

More like I killed several monkeys.

[Yeah, he doesn't really care if he horrifies people.]

And why the hell am I getting this question? Did I stutter when I said they're evil?

[video] nobodysfetch December 28 2011, 04:28:43 UTC

They're animals. They're not evil, they just... [ Wibbleface. ] You couldn't have locked it in a closet or something and called for someone to get it? They have zoos here, you know, I'm sure they would have...

[video] saidnah December 28 2011, 21:08:46 UTC

Fine, they're not evil. Just murderous noisy little assholes with nothing better to do than scream at people and throw shit at them.

And no, I had to kill them. It's the only way to be sure.

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video; manipul8trix December 26 2011, 14:36:37 UTC

If you find her, can I watch?

[WAIT UH NO]

I mean. Man! Sucks to be you. With the. Flammable Earth human monkeys? Sounds, like. The most terrible. The worst!

[...]

I like. Exploding buildings, too.

video; saidnah December 26 2011, 15:07:32 UTC

[uh]

...Good for you?

[What is this even WAIT SHIT EXPLODING THINGS IS BAD ISN'T IT]

I hope you don't go around exploding buildings very often. I doubt the authorities would be pleased with that.

[Remember, kids: terrorism is bad and gets you mindraped and/or assassinated by the secret police.]

video; manipul8trix December 26 2011, 15:13:22 UTC

Authorities?

[WHAT authorit-- oh]

Hypothingy and her dumb pet robolegislacerator? Please! Like I care. I explode what I want!

...I mean. I explode things because. There might be Earth monkeys in there that are not on fire! Duh.

video; saidnah December 26 2011, 15:16:20 UTC

[oh god so conflicted

WHICH IS WORSE, WANTON DESTRUCTION OR MONKEYS???

...

like it even needs to be asked.]

Sounds reasonable.

[unlike certain spacebrits who left reason somewhere in Tau Ceti V]

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