Comments | singularity_rpg: 9 ♠ VIDEO [backdated to the 26th]

sfx_balls in singularity_rpg

9 ♠ VIDEO [backdated to the 26th]

Dec 28, 2011 00:17

[Jack is sitting outside his shitty tent on his shitty, beartrap-coated beach. He's also covered in blood for some weird reason-- not his blood, though.

To explain this, he hauls up pink!Dave into the view of the camera by the back of his shirt. Dave is looking very deadLike "bleeding from multiple wounds and left rotting for a day" dead ( Read more... )

jack noir (au)

Comments 92

video memorymodus December 28 2011, 05:22:44 UTC

What did you do?!

video sfx_balls December 28 2011, 05:26:03 UTC

Jesus Christ, kid, you don't have to fucking shout! [wincing a little sob Jade stop being mad at him he's innocent this time 8C]

I found him wrapped up like a goddamn present under the tree, alright?! I didn't have anything to do with it!

video memorymodus December 28 2011, 05:30:38 UTC

Liar! What did you do to my boyfriend?

video; sfx_balls December 28 2011, 05:42:36 UTC

I didn't do anything! He was just here! [gdit why didn't he filter this from Jade, that would've been the smart thing to do...]

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[video] notjelly December 28 2011, 05:29:00 UTC

[She speaks with a thousand voices from a thousand mouths.]

What. Did. You. DO.

[video] sfx_balls December 28 2011, 05:40:31 UTC

What the fuck, I just said I didn't know anything about this! I just found him here!

And if I killed him myself I wouldn't be complaining, moron!

[video] notjelly December 28 2011, 05:48:06 UTC

Is that HIM? Is it him or a SHELL of him?

If you or anyone has HURT him I will end YOU.

[video] sfx_balls December 29 2011, 03:50:47 UTC

[jesus christ camille you are scary when you're mad and sound almost like... SHODAN... NO AWKWARD BONERS NO AUGH]

How the fuck am I supposed to know?!

What the hell, that's not even fair! You're gonna "end" me even if I had nothing to fucking do with it?! I'm fucking innocent, goddamnit!

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selfkismesis December 28 2011, 05:55:46 UTC

Woah.

sfx_balls December 29 2011, 03:52:26 UTC

Shut up and do something useful you fucking idiot, like telling that shifterbitch to calm her million goddamn tits!

video; destinist December 28 2011, 07:46:38 UTC

[why do you have a beartrap beach

why is there a dead pink dave

why don't you care more

why
why
why]

Um.

[...]

Are you going to use that body?

[ARADIA]

video; sfx_balls December 29 2011, 03:54:39 UTC

[jackslifeandchoices.jpeg]

... Why the hell would you want a dead body?

No.

video; destinist December 29 2011, 12:29:40 UTC

Well, he's dead! He deserves a proper party.

[ARADIA STOP]

video; memorymodus December 29 2011, 23:04:28 UTC

I'll come to the party!

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video; featheryasshole December 28 2011, 11:34:48 UTC

I will fucking end you.

video; RAILJACK >8| manipul8trix December 28 2011, 13:44:31 UTC

Nope.

video; featheryasshole December 28 2011, 17:06:46 UTC

Fine, you can do it instead.

video; manipul8trix December 28 2011, 17:10:51 UTC

Did you just ask me to kill somebody?

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