Oh! Oh! I'm a doctor! Well, more like a medic. Exactly like a medic actually. But my point is, do you need any help? Are you sick? I've got this thing that's pretty good with diagnosing and treating stuff.
I'm um, I. i kind of been...living off of gummi things for the past few weeks. I just threw up. It really shouldn't be rainbow colored should it? I've also been sleeping on the floor in this candy shop...
[Doc is just kind of scrolling through his nice new datapad of medical knowledge, but this seems like more of a common sense thing. Except O'Malley feels like scaring the fuck out of people today. So basically, it's a Friday.]
Oh my! Rainbow colored vomit! I think that means you have cancer.
I've kind of done this before just...not for so long. Lots of...too much...sugar. Still a bit shaky. Thanks for asking. I think...I think I am feeling slightly better...I'll just sit down here now, yes.
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Calm your motherfuckin' tits, in the most literal of manners. Take a motherfuckin' seat and just inhale exhale.
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[There is the distinct sound of someone throwing up and a pause]
I...feel a bit better now...thank you.
Please tell me the mistletoe is gone...
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You been hidin', yeah? Probably all wallowed in malnutrients. Tell me where you're holed up at and I'll bring you somethin' for what ails you.
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[She pings her location, somewhere in section 01]
There we go. Yeah...I think I ate too many...gummi....things.
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[Doc is just kind of scrolling through his nice new datapad of medical knowledge, but this seems like more of a common sense thing. Except O'Malley feels like scaring the fuck out of people today. So basically, it's a Friday.]
Oh my! Rainbow colored vomit! I think that means you have cancer.
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I don't think...you GET cancer from gummi's...
[She sounds suspicious!]
Are you...really a doctor? Or um...where are you originally from?
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I've kind of done this before just...not for so long. Lots of...too much...sugar. Still a bit shaky. Thanks for asking. I think...I think I am feeling slightly better...I'll just sit down here now, yes.
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Do you need anything? Or... anything?
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I'm not sure I'll be able to eat gummi bears ever again...
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