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[robodidactic]

JADE! JADE HARLEY STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

[Have a Kim, Sacrosanct. She's flustered, freaked out, hair is everywhere and she's in a small dark room with no visible door.

Oh, and that wild look in her eye? Yeah, that's...that can't be good. Happy New Years]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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[memorymodus]

[ POPS UP ON THE SCREEN LOOKING CONCERNED ]

Should I proceed with Saving Kimiko Plan Beta? Where are you, anyway?

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[robodidactic]

I'm hiding in a cupboard but that's not important!

[She gives the wearable a little shake as if to force Jade to focus. Because Jade is the one flipping out here, clearly]

Jade. Jade, something's happened. I. I need your advice. I-I-I'm not sure what to do, and I don't think I can give an objective opinion on the topic- Jade.

Say something.

Just.

Oh god. I think I'm hyperventilating. Oh. Oh, this is bad.

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[memorymodus]

Kimiko Ross you calm down right now or I will restrict your nuclear physics access for a year!

[ that is one way to get her to stop freaking out right ]

I am coming over right now. [ MAYBE. Looking a little bit wobbly; tiny girl, lots of champagne. ] Okay, well I am coming over. Let me extract myself from the Daves and then I will be there. Do not panic, okay?

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[robodidactic]

You can't do that.]

[Yes. Yes she can. The threat shuts Kim up for all of ten seconds, then she explodes again]

NODONT'COMEOVER!

[oops]

No, I. Just stay there. I'm calm! I need...

[Oh god why did she make this call again? OH YEAH. Fuck. Breathing is so overrated.]

I. You- The Daves.

Advice?

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[originaljoe]

You two finally realize you're datin'? Tried tellin' him about it before but, looks like it got through.

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[robodidactic]

Dating.

Involves going on dates.

[IT IS LOGIC YOU SEE. ohgod what is her life become?]

...so, technically...

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[originaljoe]

Ya know exactly what I meant and he did too.

[No weaseling out of this with logic]

Just surprised it took the both a ya this long.

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[robodidactic]

It's not a date it's...New Years. And fungal spores.

...

[Kim's not very sure about how Protoman feels about this. She could ask him, but then he might actually tell her, which would be terrifying.]

Wait, what? What did you say to him?!

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[supernova1006]

[A Kimiko post? A Kimiko post where she's looking bedraggled and saying there's an emergency?!]

[Have a concerned (and also shirtless, oops) Jin in a desert.]

Kim?! What's wrong, what happened?

[video] 1/????

[robodidactic]

[Kim takes that in, abruptly brought up from her panic, like a dog meeting the end of its leash.]

[video] 2/????

[robodidactic]

[NOPE.]

[video] 3/???

[robodidactic]

[NOPE.]

AUDIO because lol probs still being confined to bed by a very angry SSR agent

[usavatar]

Kim? What is it? [HE SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER.]

audio; STEVE GO TO SLEEP

[robodidactic]

Uh. It's.

[Oh my god why is he still talking to her? CAN'T ALL THIS AWKWARD JUST GO AWAY.]

I'm pretty sure you can't really help me with this problem also I'm sorry for throwing up on you I kind had a flashback and
you look a little bit like a friend of mine and I just sort of. Buried him a few months ago, and it was implied pretty heavily that it was my fault that he'd died in the first place.
I mean. I. I think I killed him and everything is just really hard lately also I think I'm in love with a robot and it makes everything much more complicated, so I think maybe we should just pretend the other day never happened and maybe everything can just go back to normal?

[beat]

So. I mean.

I'm fine, thanks.

audio; BUT HIS BOY SCOUT SENSE IS TINGLING

[usavatar]

[Give him a second. Some of the painkillers on this space station are surprisingly effective, even for him.

[.....Nope he didn't get most of that.]

I'm sorry, I don't. Understand? Not to contradict you but... you don't sound all right.

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[robodidactic]

[there is an exceptionally long delay, but when Kim finally does reply, it's a little more composed.]

I'm hiding in a cupboard.

[Sounding pretty miserable, right now, to be honest]

But it's my fault, and it's not. Not really dangerous. I can handle it.

Herp derp LATE, BUT.

[fistbump2verify]

...Do I even want to know, Kim?

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[robodidactic]

I am not filing paperwork for anything.

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[fistbump2verify]

It's not like you did back home, anyways.

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[fistbump2verify]

Which, you know, I told you would get in the way.