[video]

[checkthetapes]

[flagged to the AVENGERS || locked against CHARLES XAVIER]

Oh, bravo to those of you who participated in that little skirmish against Magneto last week. And congratulations especially on failing to contact the one person on Sacrosanct that has actual experience fighting the man. Do I have you to thank for that oversight, Agent Carter? You, Barton

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[notjelly]

Oho, your dad is here and he crucifies people, hm? Aha, so it's daddy issues! No wonder you're cranky all the time, Pietapetamaximoff!

[But seriously.] Really, though, what's this about skirmishes and crucifying?

[audio]

[checkthetapes]

[do you hear this, Camille? This is the most audible hanging-up-upon anyone has ever endured. Ever.

He's done with your nicknames. Really.]

[audio]

[notjelly]

[STAR SIX-NINE MOTHERFUCKER.]

I'm serious, Maximoff, who's dying on my station now? [See, she even used his name! That's how serious she is.]

[audio]

[checkthetapes]

[STAR FUCK-YOU YOU EVIL HARPY.]

While it's well within my ability to tell you, you'll find me disinclined.

[HANGING UP AGAIN.]

[video]

[supernova1006]

What? Wait, what? What happened? [Someone's been out of the loop. Someone was never in the loop to begin with.]

[video]

[checkthetapes]

Ask the Avengers.

[BITTER? HIM? Of course not.]

[video]

[supernova1006]

The what? I--Peter, what's going on?

[video]

[checkthetapes]

[tiny eruption of fury,]

Don'tcallemethat.

[calmer,]

They're a group of marauding superheroes. No doubt you're acquainted with some of them.

[Audio - Locked to QUICKSILVER]

[doesthemath]

A relocation? Where did you have in mind?

[Because there's only so much distance they can put between themselves and others.]

[Audio - Locked to SCARLET WITCH]

[checkthetapes]

One of the wilderness zones, perhaps. There's one that imitates the Balkans.

[Audio - Locked to QUICKSILVER]

[doesthemath]

That sounds lovely, either the zone you mentioned or if there's another you think I'd like. I haven't really taken the time to explore them yet...

[And perhaps giving her a few glimpses might get his mind off of things.]

[Audio - Locked to SCARLET WITCH]

[checkthetapes]

[his tone softens,]

Would you like to?

[video, locked against Chuck, sure]

[diamondandice]

I trust we've all learned a valuable lesson about fighting the Master of Magnetism on his home turf.

Which is to say, civilization.

[So unimpressed with everything Marvel on this station you don't even know.]

[video, locked against Chuck, sure]

[checkthetapes]

You really expect them to have learned anything?

[optimism. you have it.]

[video]

[diamondandice]

Adaptability is supposed to be what separates them from the apes.

[ITT: Thinly-veiled mutant supremacist rhetoric.]

[video]

[checkthetapes]

[you are his new favourite person, Emma.]

A fine line they've all but crossed.

[humans suck. And they're mean. And they aren't allowed in his sandbox.]

audio;

[hawkwards]

If you're looking for an apology, that's a shitty way of asking for it.

audio;

[checkthetapes]

That would imply such a thing would mean anything to me, wouldn't it?

audio;

[hawkwards]

Well, good, because you weren't going to get one no matter how you asked.

audio;

[checkthetapes]

How self-important you must be, telling me something of which I was already aware. If you humans couldn't be bothered to--

[he just cuts himself off there. No, there's no point in giving them any more ammunition than they already have.]

Be better prepared in the future.