Form 2M [ Video ☐ | Audio ☐ | Text ☑ | Other ☐ ]

[fistbump2verify]

[There's a single link to this.]

Yes, he is. He signed the paperwork himself.

[And below this is a copy of the paperwork. And yep - that sure is Megaman's signature.]

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[mybrotherfought]

YOU DID NOT

GIVE ME

A CHANCE

TO READ IT

can I unsign the forms? What happens if I set them on fire, what then!?

[fistbump2verify]

I didn't force you to sign them, I just shoved them in your face. You could have taken them and read them first.

Honestly, I thought your signing them without reading was because you must have already known what was on them. Anything else would be just irresponsible.

Unsigning is a ridiculous idea. You can't just unsign something.

And there are multiple redundant copies of them, so that wouldn't accomplish anything.

[mybrotherfought]

[FACEPALM]

I was suffering a malfunction at the time because of those stupid plants, okay? I wasn't right in the head. You were taking advantage of an indisposed robot!

...

Fine. How do I file for a breakup then?

[fistbump2verify]

[Here's a forwarded copy of the breakup form.

It's a goddamn tome, man.

With subclauses. SO MANY SUBCLAUSES.

and legalese. SO MUCH LEGALESE.

And appendices like you wouldn't even believe.]

audio

[brbvirmire]

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That's why you read the fine print, ladies and gentlemen.

Audio

[fistbump2verify]

Honestly.

I mean, really. Who signs a form without reading it first, if they don't know what it is?

[brbvirmire]

I don't know. Who signs a form to date someone?

[fistbump2verify]

Law abiding citizens.

[ Audio ]

[rustigedraak]

There's paperwork t'that kinda stuff?

[ Good thing he's foreveralone.gif. ]

[Audio]

[fistbump2verify]

Of course there is!

[Seriously, you guys. What kind of barbarism do you all come from?]

[ Audio ]

[rustigedraak]

That's terrifyin'.

[ Handshake-sealed agreements with the mob? Nothing. Signing yourself over to a dame... That is the stuff of nightmares. ]

[Audio]

[fistbump2verify]

Not if you make sure to read and negotiate the contracts.

[audio]

[notjelly]

[She's just laughing. So hard.]

[audio]

[fistbump2verify]

[Wondering who that is, but not saying anything.

Sounds familiar, though.]

[audio]

[notjelly]

Absolutely priceless! Darling, you're a gem!

[audio]

[fistbump2verify]

...thank you?

text;

[selfkismesis]

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG.
AND HE'S PUBLICLY DENYING YOU?
GET OUT OF THERE, GIRL.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT.

[Text] Karkat, you are adorable and I love you.

[fistbump2verify]

Well, the circumstances are a bit complicated, but thanks for the advice.

Really, the situation is more exasperating than anything else.

[Also, what is up with that cruise control on your text there, seriously. Well, at least you seem to have peoples' better interests at heart, so at least there's that.]

[Text] he is the romance expert

[selfkismesis]

THERE'S NOTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN THIS FUCKWIT TOYING WITH YOUR EMOTION GLANDS.
THEY'RE FUCKING DELICATE AS SHIT, NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE.
AND HE'S JUST HAVING A GODDAMN GO AT THEM.
WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?!
SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THAT?!
WHO ACTUALLY *SIGNS* AN AGREEMENT LIKE THAT AND THEN BLOWS YOU OFF?
HE'S GOT NO FUCKING RIGHT, AND YOU DESERVE BETTER.
UNLESS YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BITCH.
THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE BETTER.
BUT FOR THE MOMENT, I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU'RE NOT A MASSIVE, NOOKLOVING BITCH, SO YOU DESERVE BETTER.

[fistbump2verify]

He apparently didn't read the form, so he wasn't sure what he was signing.

Seriously, though, who does that? Sign a form without reading it. That's just irresponsible!

Either way, we're going through the breakup forms now, so it's not something to worry about too much.