John. John. Joooooooohhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn. Do you even know what you are getting yourself into here? Pyrope is O8SESSED. You may literally have to throw yourself 8etween us to 8lock her ra8id tongue-heavy smooching attempts! You may even have to stop her from smooching me 8y occupying MY mouth with YOUR mouth. Are you up to the task????????
i probably won't smooch you anyway because of other-me. smooching another guy's girl is generally frowned upon. and is not a cool thing to do.
but i am up to the task. you and dave are my friends, and i don't DISLIKE terezi. (sorry, terezi, i just don't know you as well yet, ok?) so yeah. i'll get bodily between you if i have to.
Stop 8eing so serious, you stooge! 8ut ok. If Pyrope can't keep her hideous and frankly unsolicited slo88er8eastlike mouth away, I am totally up for you working your hero mojo and getting 8etween us!
In an entirely unhot and innuendoless kind of way 8luh 8luh so 8oring.
heh. you can joke, i just want to make sure you know i'm serious about this. i've made more friends here than i think i've had since i was like five years old, and you guys mean a lot to me.
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John.
Joooooooohhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn.
Do you even know what you are getting yourself into here?
Pyrope is O8SESSED.
You may literally have to throw yourself 8etween us to 8lock her ra8id tongue-heavy smooching attempts! You may even have to stop her from smooching me 8y occupying MY mouth with YOUR mouth.
Are you up to the task????????
(The 8it a8out you smooching me was a joke.)
(Or WAS IT????????)
(No seriously it totally was. Pro8a8ly. :::;D)
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smooching another guy's girl is generally frowned upon.
and is not a cool thing to do.
but i am up to the task.
you and dave are my friends, and i don't DISLIKE terezi.
(sorry, terezi, i just don't know you as well yet, ok?)
so yeah.
i'll get bodily between you if i have to.
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8ut ok. If Pyrope can't keep her hideous and frankly unsolicited slo88er8eastlike mouth away, I am totally up for you working your hero mojo and getting 8etween us!
In an entirely unhot and innuendoless kind of way 8luh 8luh so 8oring.
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you can joke, i just want to make sure you know i'm serious about this.
i've made more friends here than i think i've had since i was like five years old, and you guys mean a lot to me.
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