Response Rate (Open) [Interactive/Video, 002]
Hi, there! [Jostle, jostle, bump. The camera gives a sickening lurch and is SUDDENLY FULL OF BEAMING REDHEAD FACE~]
[Way, way off-key soprano] Getting to knoowwwww yooooou [Cough gasp cough hack]
Anyway, welcome to my super-scientific marketing survey. This'll take just a minute of your time, and help me stock my store better!
W-well, once I have it built, and all. But that's easy as cake! Did you know, George here says there's over a metric ton of scrap siding in the Junkyard alone, and more arriving every day at a rate of .0000000000003mm3 per second? No? Gosh, well, now you do.
He also says, based on that figure, that Zone 00 should be completely buried in junk sometime within the next...oh, I don't know, it was a lot of zeros...We'll all be dead by then, anyway, so it's no use worrying!
Now, remember, the more questions you answer, the better I can help you, okay? Just try your best.
Poll Very Serious Business
Did you fill in all the ticky boxes? You did? Oh, that's great! Good job! You go ahead and pat yourself on the back, there. Because. You're a winner! A winner who completes things!
Thanks for participating, and have a super day.
[Way, way off-key soprano] Getting to knoowwwww yooooou [Cough gasp cough hack]
Anyway, welcome to my super-scientific marketing survey. This'll take just a minute of your time, and help me stock my store better!
W-well, once I have it built, and all. But that's easy as cake! Did you know, George here says there's over a metric ton of scrap siding in the Junkyard alone, and more arriving every day at a rate of .0000000000003mm3 per second? No? Gosh, well, now you do.
He also says, based on that figure, that Zone 00 should be completely buried in junk sometime within the next...oh, I don't know, it was a lot of zeros...We'll all be dead by then, anyway, so it's no use worrying!
Now, remember, the more questions you answer, the better I can help you, okay? Just try your best.
Poll Very Serious Business
Did you fill in all the ticky boxes? You did? Oh, that's great! Good job! You go ahead and pat yourself on the back, there. Because. You're a winner! A winner who completes things!
Thanks for participating, and have a super day.