This feels like a misplaced comment fic, and yet, I don't care.cmdr_renegadeJune 9 2011, 03:54:12 UTC
"Only in Citadel space," Shepard answered dryly and rolled her eyes. "Cut your whining and get over here."
They were hesitating and she'd had quite enough of that for one day. Without further ado, she grabbed them by the waistband and pulled them over. Another tug and that zipper was ruined.
"Now you have three tasks. Strip. Drink that. And enjoy the ride," Shepard ordered flatly. "If I hear one more complaint about legality, I'm cuffing you to the bulkhead and leaving."
I don't even know where this was going but here you go.cupcake_dressJune 9 2011, 03:50:49 UTC
"Oh my sweet an' fluffy lord--" Kaylee exclaimed reflexively and clapped her hands over her mouth in embarrassment. She let out a little squeak as she did so and turned her wide eyes back at Bro's face. He had been absolutely sincere about this and she'd gone and reacted like that? What kind of low-down, dead awful person was she
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Rami goes to spy on Gem, but ends up at the wrong house and finds Virgil jacking off. He is so fascinated that he can't stop, and ends up getting off on it. Then Virgil catches him and then they porked :|
"If you didn't squirm so fucking much, this would go a lot smoother, Clarke."
It's sort of a typical set-up, Alejandro admits. Have a few too may drinks one night, then it sort of occurs to him that hey, Isaac doesn't look half-bad for an old guy and he really had to admit, he had a pretty fine ass. All on the surface level, it seemed like a good idea to try to convince the other engineer to go for it.
It took a lot of words and some groping, but here they were; Alejandro's leaning up against the work bench with his normal arm around Isaac's waist, using his mechanical hand to give him probably the weirdest damn handjob Isaac's ever had. It's Alejandro's guess that he's never even had intimacy with another guy, either, considering comments like--
"This is really gay," Isaac groans.
Yeah, like that.
"You're gay," Alejandro mutters, still with the maturity level of a twelve-year-old.
"Shit--" Isaac jerks against him before grumbling a weak-ass retort, "No you.As gently as he can get his mechanical thumb
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i will dedicate all my porn to you.
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They were hesitating and she'd had quite enough of that for one day. Without further ado, she grabbed them by the waistband and pulled them over. Another tug and that zipper was ruined.
"Now you have three tasks. Strip. Drink that. And enjoy the ride," Shepard ordered flatly. "If I hear one more complaint about legality, I'm cuffing you to the bulkhead and leaving."
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hard.
you win.
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LULZ ENSUES????
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Only half-gay.
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"If you didn't squirm so fucking much, this would go a lot smoother, Clarke."
It's sort of a typical set-up, Alejandro admits. Have a few too may drinks one night, then it sort of occurs to him that hey, Isaac doesn't look half-bad for an old guy and he really had to admit, he had a pretty fine ass. All on the surface level, it seemed like a good idea to try to convince the other engineer to go for it.
It took a lot of words and some groping, but here they were; Alejandro's leaning up against the work bench with his normal arm around Isaac's waist, using his mechanical hand to give him probably the weirdest damn handjob Isaac's ever had. It's Alejandro's guess that he's never even had intimacy with another guy, either, considering comments like--
"This is really gay," Isaac groans.
Yeah, like that.
"You're gay," Alejandro mutters, still with the maturity level of a twelve-year-old.
"Shit--" Isaac jerks against him before grumbling a weak-ass retort, "No you.As gently as he can get his mechanical thumb ( ... )
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