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legislacerator November 15 2011, 03:35:55 UTC
[What about an alien girl who looks like an extra from Tron?]

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memorymodus November 15 2011, 03:41:36 UTC
[ ILLICIT ]

Do you really think the Daves will be okay with this?

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legislacerator November 15 2011, 03:54:24 UTC
[doop doop casually sweeping Jade off her feet and dipping her down how romantic]

Do we give a single fuck what the Daves think about this? Do we give a single fuck what anyone thinks about this?

The answer is no. No, we do not.

Together we will tear down the barriers between interspecies makeouts. We will usher in a new age -- an age of enlightenment and mutual cultural exchange, a veritable renaissance of free love and not giving a fuck! The uninformed opinions of angry grey-texed assholes and orange creamsicle flavored crows and those allergic to pants can just go jump right off a cliff. We will spread our message far and wide, reaching out to all those who will heed our words. We will get pregnant and die, and the grubs that burst forth from our still-warm corpses will live in a world not shackled by such close-minded thinking. They will continue our mission, our legacy.

Now let's make this happen.

[smooch!]

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selfkismesis November 15 2011, 03:56:09 UTC
[ yes ]

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hopediesalone November 15 2011, 04:12:30 UTC
[Or a robot who's a metal ball of issues and spite?]

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rebuildscience November 15 2011, 04:15:17 UTC
[kiss all the robots

And by "kiss all the robots" I mean "stand around looking uncertain because Chellbot doesn't normally even think about this kind of thing and wonders if she's malfunctioning."]

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hopediesalone November 26 2011, 17:29:42 UTC
[yeah that

sounds about right]

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tagging when I should really be asleep, whoo! rebuildscience November 28 2011, 08:39:49 UTC
[She approaches cautiously and gives him a quick kiss. This counts as makeouts, right?]

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moeclaws November 15 2011, 04:13:35 UTC
selfkismesis November 15 2011, 04:28:36 UTC
Go home.

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moeclaws November 15 2011, 04:29:36 UTC
[she crosses her arms, lower lip protruding stubbornly] No way! There's no good reason fur me to leave.

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selfkismesis November 15 2011, 04:32:25 UTC
There's no good reason for you to be here.

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heterochromiia November 15 2011, 04:26:17 UTC
selfkismesis November 15 2011, 04:31:09 UTC
Uh.

[ DANG THIS IS AWKWARD. ]

Hey.

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legislacerator November 15 2011, 04:31:39 UTC
[well isn't this just a recipe for hilarity]

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traceurmonitor November 15 2011, 04:31:26 UTC
[Good luck getting that helmet off of him]

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fuckinghubble November 15 2011, 04:49:32 UTC
[Sloppy wet makeouts and/or removal of Anon's helmet?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.]

Hey.

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traceurmonitor November 15 2011, 04:53:26 UTC
[THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE

but oh Anon perks right up. FRAND :D]

Raimi. Greetings.

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fuckinghubble November 15 2011, 05:07:24 UTC
[FRAND. ;D]

Greetings, live long and prosper, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera...

What's up, man?

[ALLOW RAY PEP PEP TO LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, ANON.]

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