Due to him being a failure the last month, he hasn't really had any time or energy to go shopping. So everyone he knows is getting packets of homemade tea. And a couple people get a few extra things.
Kimiko: a box of rare clock parts and a homemade 99% safe cold fusion battery, as well as a light blue scarf Ladon: a sun lamp and a wine-red scarf Skyfire: typed descriptions and reports on life forms on other planets he's seen, with drawings. Also a red and white striped scarf Wistala: a little jade dragon charm and a green scarf, though he's not sure she needs it Protomen!Megaman: gourmet hot chocolate and a blue scarf Emile: a Nerf gun and a black scarf with cute white skulls. OC!Alex: a piece of uncut opal (it reminds him of their dreamscapes) and a brown scarf
Bruce... Does not have any gifts to give. Because he has not celebrated Christmas in a while, and has not had friends for a while, and. Well. It's not like he thinks anyone he enjoys spending time with would like things he would make/give.
Welcome to the horrible wheel of fail that is Bruce Banner's neuroses.
Dave (red) -- red and yellow scarf (for moirail bros awww yes) plus a complete set of Jade-drawn comics intended to be ironic but that are actually very silly Dave (orange) -- YEAH SHE MADE A MIXTAPE full of pretty cliche love songs IT'S IRONIC (also one Squiddles song just one). Also he gets 4ac925 green armwarmers. Dave (pink) -- A BUNNY, the fluffiest bunny he has ever seen Bro -- a beautiful orange-red hat with IRONIC BUNNY EARS yes John Egbert Who Is Owned By Vriska -- a replacement set of windy hoodie pajama pants + an entire flipbook of IOUs for friend outings and general shenanigans. John Egbert Who Sleeps On the Bottom Bunk -- blue scarf + matching mittens, as well as a long note entitled 100 good things about john!!!!Rose -- books: Lovecraft works, scary stories of Sacrosanct, the Grimdark Guide to Gardening (Dangerous and Violent Plants
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If you have CR with Vriska and you're not on there it's because I haven't thought of anything specific yet, feel free to poke me with a stick about this
Liette won't be getting anyone anything because what am horrible heathen holidays STOP FUCKING WITH TREES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Kimiko: a box of rare clock parts and a homemade 99% safe cold fusion battery, as well as a light blue scarf
Ladon: a sun lamp and a wine-red scarf
Skyfire: typed descriptions and reports on life forms on other planets he's seen, with drawings. Also a red and white striped scarf
Wistala: a little jade dragon charm and a green scarf, though he's not sure she needs it
Protomen!Megaman: gourmet hot chocolate and a blue scarf
Emile: a Nerf gun and a black scarf with cute white skulls.
OC!Alex: a piece of uncut opal (it reminds him of their dreamscapes) and a brown scarf
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Welcome to the horrible wheel of fail that is Bruce Banner's neuroses.
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if anyone goes and gets him a gift with nothing to give back, he'll just. be so sad. and confused. and. what dooooooooo.
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I WILL CONSIDER THIS A WORK IN PROGRESS:
Dave (red) -- red and yellow scarf (for moirail bros awww yes) plus a complete set of Jade-drawn comics intended to be ironic but that are actually very silly
Dave (orange) -- YEAH SHE MADE A MIXTAPE full of pretty cliche love songs IT'S IRONIC (also one Squiddles song just one). Also he gets 4ac925 green armwarmers.
Dave (pink) -- A BUNNY, the fluffiest bunny he has ever seen
Bro -- a beautiful orange-red hat with IRONIC BUNNY EARS yes
John Egbert Who Is Owned By Vriska -- a replacement set of windy hoodie pajama pants + an entire flipbook of IOUs for friend outings and general shenanigans.
John Egbert Who Sleeps On the Bottom Bunk -- blue scarf + matching mittens, as well as a long note entitled 100 good things about john!!!!Rose -- books: Lovecraft works, scary stories of Sacrosanct, the Grimdark Guide to Gardening (Dangerous and Violent Plants ( ... )
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Jane gets something astrophysics-y that he asked Tony to make
and that's all i got for now
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If you have CR with Vriska and you're not on there it's because I haven't thought of anything specific yet, feel free to poke me with a stick about this
Liette won't be getting anyone anything because what am horrible heathen holidays STOP FUCKING WITH TREES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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