Who: Troncast and You!
What: You signed up for DEM GAMES. How did you get here? What kind of gear do you have? What the hell is going onnn~ and
why is your butt angry? THAT IS UP TO YOU. Mostly. I...am just a bad advice meme.
Where: "main area" of Zone 7. It was a large open plaza. It is now THE GAME GRID.
When: Through the next week or so! (you pick the time)
Notes: This is for Games Grid shenanigans only. There were separate signups for hax and virus day! And also the rescuing. Which isn't happening in this post, nope. USERS GO IN. THEY DON'T COME OUT.
Methods of kidnapping: You were stolen from GLaDOS, in most cases pulled here by the teleporters! Some of you may have wandered in, but mostly? The teleporters. They're only running one way at the moment: TOWARD THE GRID. Alternately, PLAYER'S CHOICE; you could fly in on pixiedust, but once you're in, you're in, and you will have to be rescued or hax your way in or out. Meanwhile, feel free to conspire in the cells if you're not up for a match/would rather snark than fight/Bueller.
Kuruma (
theuserabides) has already
Explained all the things in detail, for your convenience. NOW WITH GIFS~
You can reach me by pm (
a_perfect_end) or Plurk (Miz_Bluebird) if you still want to discuss anything in moar detail.
Warnings: Uh? We're aiming for PG-13, but There Will Be Blood. And also badtouch. Mmmm, badtouch. That's about it.
Etc: Fantastimazing Grid montage is by
balphesian. Formatting shamelessly borrowed from
machine_god.
ETA: If you guys can do us a favor, and indicate in your reply subject lines when/if you would like to face off with Combatant: Rinzler (
double_discs), that would be pretty rad, man. Thanks! Rock on.
REM AUTHAS.CLU
REM If you're thinking of escape: don't.
REM RELAX, don't do it, et cetera.
REM Now, let's begin.
LIST
[Oh, world full of boring holograms designed to make Users comfortable by echoing the familiar. Why must you be a seaside? Let's just. Clear the screen and go for something a little more...streamlined.]
SHIFT+CTRL+ENTER
CLS
NEW
[At last. He's been waiting to do that for such a long time. First, fade to black. Then, elevate the contrast. To. The. Max. And finally, finally, reach up and blot out the sun.]
GREETINGS!
...#USER.
Please enjoy your stay.
After all, it's not like you have a choice.