the only way i'm leaving is in a straight jacket (gossip girl 4x10-Gaslit)

[singyouhome]

ahhh gossip girl! i haven't done one of these in forever but ahhh! this ep is about to be epic, i can tell(:

• oh, gossip girl. mine too. i love thanksgiving!  
• aww, dorota's baby is soo cute! 
• pretty table! i wish mine looked like that.
• where's serena? oh, that dumb bitch drugged and kidnapped her! that's where! 
• Lily's mad! is it bad that i laughed at her? 
• Ewww DV! aww Dan ♥
• oh my god! why? why? why? i hate themm! ew. dan/vanessa. ew.
• don't make promises you can't keep natie! i kinda feel bad for Nate's dad. He seems to be much less of a bitch then he was circa season one.
• divorce papers:/ how sad. but not unexpected.
• aww, blair's purse. aww dorota's baby. awwww chuck/blair with a Demi/Bruce reference.
• NOW I'M WORRIED! WHERE THE HELL IS SHE? awww.
• what the fuck?! can i say that? poor, S! what happened to you, baby? 
• i don't think i've ever awwed so much. lol, how horrible. first comerical break and i'm up to my ears in awws
• BACK! 
• Boys ♥ Dan is soo cute! gahh!
• Serena's in the hospital! oh, shit.
• Cute CB moment. i'm serious.
• Dan to the rescue! i can feel it, i can feel it.
• Let the guilt eat you up little J. Eat you up. (i love you but but no) 
• you're right you screwed up!
• DB ♥
• "sounds a lot like the serena i use to know." ouch. :/
• drug OD! what the fuckk! whadd a dumb bitchh. i hate you juliette.
• this storyline of nate and his family kind of seems pointless at the moment. does anyone else agree? 
• i love that Dan's there! awww. DS DS DS DS DS.
• "Let's ask Serena?" voice of reason baby! voice of reason! 
• Why are they talking about her like she's not alive?  what the fuckkk! 
• And why the hell is this shit on the TV! WHAT THE FUCK! 
• no! no! no! no! no! 
• Dan's face! oh, white knight. i love him. ♥
• comerical break: wendy's new frys are amazing! ahah, just putting it out there.
• Serena looks so empty. :/ aww, poor baby.
• "Because i love you," -Eric is too sweet.
• Dan's still there. god, he's perfect! 
• Why does everyone doubt her so much? it's sad to mee.
• Jenny knows what's up! lol, i love herr.
• oh my freaking god! yes, i hate juliette soo muchh
• "it's the only thing i'm sure of" ♥
• "pack your stuff!" -yes, yes,. yes! 
• Vanessa is such an effing liar. ugh:/
• She's goneee! whadduppp btiches. DS! DS! DS! 
• I feel like i've spent this whole ep. freaking the fuck out! ahaha,
• yes, pointless storyline. i kind of want to cut this shit already. forget you, natie. i still looove you, though.
• "are we really running away together?" 
• fuck! fuck! fuck! no no no no! they were about to be, oh. why!
• ugh, lily. no. you're so ugh. shut up! you have no effing idea what you're talking about.
• oh, dan. i love you.
• i don't  know how i feel about this. ugh, god.
• this is just not, no. ugh. i hate this! i hate this! i hate this! 
• Serena's nails are pretty.
• are they gonna kiss now? are they? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
• "i wasn't wrong to belive in you, i always will." awww ♥
• YES!!!!!!!!!!
• that thanksgiving can't be saved rufus.
• wait, wheres the flashbacks? weren't they supposed to happen? 
• whoa! blair's talking way toooo fast.
• aww, they are perfect! CB foreverrr.
• eminem! 
• what the fuck, juliette? 
• mush. mush. mush. i would like this if this wasn't happened this ep.
• i like that lily's taking some responcbilty for the mess called Serena.
• that sounds like the worse idea, Rufus. whaaa? 
• the truth! the truth! the truth! awww, shit! jenny is loooovee..
• why? why? waaaa? it's your fault bitchhh! ugh, i hate you! 
• is this supposed to make me happy? where's dan? 
• aaaawww yeah! Team:: Dair

*over all this ep was okay. there wasn't nearly enough DS. but next ep looks super excting!

until then. xoxo

-Kelsey